Yknow, I Always Liked To Joke About How I Was Always That One Kid With A Perfect Home Life And Moderatly

Yall find you a friend who will politely call you out if you take things too far I love my homie soso much cuz i made the "im either bringing a phone or a gun to camp" remark from my previous post on discord and she was like "also dont joke about bringing a gun shooter jokes arent funny" and i fuckin keyboard smashing explaining that that was not at all what i was going for cuz i was like "oh i want some form of protection oh yes a gun gun equals protection" but it literally looks like a shooter joke and she was like "i figured, that didnt seem like the type of joke you would make i just had to be sure and also make sure you didnt say it infront of someone that didnt know you as well" like fhudj she was literally like "i was making sure you wouldnt make a mistake that you may get stuck in with someone who isnt the light of your world and also your best friend and i know you really well and believe that you wouldnt make a joke like that" my god i wasnt even anxious at all it was all "honest mistake"s "thank you"s "im sorry"s and "i love you"s

this might be a weird fucking question, but have you seen the x files?

I have not yet, I can only really watch one show at a time and I'm watching Supernatural rn, I'm planning on watching X Files next. Not a wierd question btw, I actually freaked when I saw something in my inbox- thank you! :]

Y'know what's crazy? The stuff you come up with when daydreaming, like most of my philosophy and morals were constructed when ⟟ thought longer about sertain subject. Making stuff up in your mind that seems to make sense and googling it and being like "Wait, so,  nosebleeds ARE a sign of high blood-pressure?" And then pulling jokes and pick-up lines out of your ass like "I'll let you be one of my daddy issues tonight". Does anyone else do this, or is it just my MaDD?

This is crayon

On a napkin

The prompt being 'an adventure you'd like to go on'

I'm gonna hang this on my wall (it looks better irl)

The school people came to my house and just left..

Turns out I put the school on lockdown

Someone on the bus heard me tell Aiden "I have a nerf gun under my mattress" and turned it into "I have a gun in my backpack"

So I'm home from school today..

Cuz we went on lockdown-

This just in, Markiplier is NOT pregnant 😂

non-emergency meeting

Throwback to Johnson City TN where we went to a resteraunt and Brent Stafford was playing live music there. He was taking song requests and my little sis-ten at the time -asked him to play Die a Happy Man by Thomas Rett and he took note of her jedi shirt.

It was also really fun when someone asked for Wagon Wheel and he was just singing until everyone screamed "JOHNSON CITY. TENNESSEEE!"

It's really funny to me how people that kind of know me react to me saying my parents are getting a divorce:

it only just now dawned on me that I’ll very likely learn who won the election from those Supernatural homosexuals. this is how we live now.