This Just In, Markiplier Is NOT Pregnant 😂

Soooo

My mom is sending me and my sis to a church camp for next week- a whole six-and-a-half days- but.. half of my shirts are Supernatural shirts. And it's the middle of summer so I'm not alowd to where jackets.

We have to have both "play clothes" and clothes for service (whatever the fuck that is)

AND we need "shower shoes" like flip-flops.

YALL I DON'T OWN FLIP-FLOPS

So, time sensative question: whAT DO I DO-

how do i refer to him is it still blankgameplays or is it blank nestor now

YALL NEED TO QUIT IT WITH THE UA ANGST

Hey, yall, guess who got The Viiiid

I can't find the gifs for the life of me but this made me think of the scene when Cas told them he had sex and Dean went

"..So. Did you have protection?"

And Cas was like,

"I had my angel blade."

one time in the middle of a hunt dean and cas had to hide and they have nowhere to hide but inside this one small space so they're pressed back to chest, dean on the front and cas behind him. and then dean felt something hard poking the back of his thigh and he got all blushy and said something like "oh cas, no need to get so excited," only to find out 5 mins later that it was the angel blade

amen

Seeing as a month's passed by I think I'll share a couple details that came to light.

I'm assuming the whole 'it's against my religion' ordeal was because whoever asked dr. Umbrige worded it in such a way that she thought they ment personally. Like "why don't you celabrate Halloween?" Versus "why can't we wear costumes"

The real reason was so there were no distractions and that it was unprofessional. Like, I get it if you don't want a hoard of blow up dinos runnin around but you could have specified on the morning anouncement that we're required to hear in homeroom 'no blow ups and no face paint'

I've prolly said this before but I feel like seventy-six suspended students is a lot bigger of a distraction than letting students where costumes one day out of the school year. But for weeks this was all that was talked about.

And finally. She threw Mays' wig in the trash. She's literally not allowed to do that.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.

I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.

I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.

But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.

I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.

It's drama time!

So I get on the bus with the eightish other highschoolers and vape chick starts going off on nickeldude for "stealing her seat again". She goes up to Tman[my awesome bus driver] tellin him to get nickeldude out of said seat. He says there's nothing he can do because we don't have assigned seats and it wouldn't be fair to just kick him out. Pretty reasonable, right? She sits in the seat in front of him and we're off to the middle school. End of altercation.

Or so it seemed.

We get to the middle/elementry school and right when we pull up she attempts to punch nickeldude in the face. Over the seat. Tman comes over and calmly says "this goes one of two ways, either you sit with him or you two work it out"

Should be over, right? Wrong.

Vape chick (keep in mind: she's seventeen) says "I'm going in the building" and leaves the bus. So now everyones like "are we gonna have to wait for her to stop throwing a tantrum or what?' And Tmans like "no we're gettin yall home; her mom can pick her up"

End of story? Never.

As we're leaving the assistant principal and the school police officer come onto the bus. The lady moves nickeldude into bus boy 1 and tibs seat behind me and the whole bus now has assigned seats. And you could tell the lady didn't like this but it was the least complicated choice. Vape chick then struts onto the bus, head held high, face red from crying and clames her seat.

This is the end- sike!

Im not sure what got her started but vape chick was standin up and prolly yellin to her seventh grade friends about how in the right she is idrc and terisa turtle bitch- in the right lane for once- tells her to shut up and sit down cuz no one cares. Vape chick then starts cussin her out and they go back and forth until she sits down.

It only gets worse? You guessed it!

She stands up again and starts goin of at terisa throwin as many insults she could think of callin her names and crap and then, in response to one of terisas' comebacks, says "why don't you come over here and make me sit down" and she goes "maybe i should" and she goes "pull up then" which I learned as of today means "lets throw hands".

Terisa doesn't even hesitate and stands up to plate at which point I attempt to intervene by standing up and repetativly shouting "YALL CHILLCHILLCHILLCHILL-" and Tman can see smts going on and I start waven at him like HELP COME GET THESE STUCK UP SPOILED BRATS and terisa ends up sitting up front. They're looking at the cameras tomorrow to see who cussed who out.

BUT WAIT- nah I'm kidding that's it.

People that watched UA: I am in so much pain, it was so hard watching time tick by!

People that showed up late: I didn't get to watch it all, I missed my one shot!

People that learned about UA after it was gone: ...*that one sad song from Up starts playing*