Deltaz-but-they-just-call-me-taz - How Have I Ended Up Here?

You can't un-convince me that the reason we didn't have a 'swimming out of the plane and to shore' scene was 30% budget, tecnicalitys, n stuff and 70% Markimoo fears the ocean

My squrrily madd brain is unsure what to do with my appeal to ponynatural

Fuckin stupid web series got me cryin in the club

"Doctor Umbridge told me it was against her religion"

"I didn't know dressing up as a Reeses cup was satanic, my bad" -Kleranet

Soooo

My mom is sending me and my sis to a church camp for next week- a whole six-and-a-half days- but.. half of my shirts are Supernatural shirts. And it's the middle of summer so I'm not alowd to where jackets.

We have to have both "play clothes" and clothes for service (whatever the fuck that is)

AND we need "shower shoes" like flip-flops.

YALL I DON'T OWN FLIP-FLOPS

So, time sensative question: whAT DO I DO-

So what the fuck is happening with Tommyinnit and Logan Paul?

on a saturday, during fall, right at golden hour, the father of youtube and the closet therorist community left..

Does anyone else, after getting upset or angry, get irritated at small things?

I was cooling down from a mild argument and my sister walked by and in my head I went "I'm gonna claw your fucking eyes out" because I didn't like the pattern of her steps.

She did a weird 'walking to the tune of a song' thing, and I was ready to rip her arms off..

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