Fuckin Stupid Web Series Got Me Cryin In The Club

when you and your younger sibling are fighting and you hit them with the "you're an idiot" and they pull an uno reverse "you're an idiot" like, you weren't supposed to copy paste word for word, you gotta put some creativity into it a little personality maybe, you can't just switch the font to comic sans at that point ur proving the author's better than you.

APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.

I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.

I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.

But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.

I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.

If yall wanna expirience an amusment park ride without the amusment park just ride a schoolbus in the hills of kentucky

I am this close to throwing myself off a bridge

First day of school- pray for me atheists

Watching UA clips at the end of the month already anxious about the continuous pasage of time with the "Always half and never whole, you've become to feel like hoooooome" song stuck in your head hits like a fraight-train

So.. ⟟ think there's something wrong w/ my sister.

She smacked ⏃ beetle w/ her notebook

Followed it to the bathroom when it didn't die somehow

Spent five minutes talking to it and trying to get it away from the drain

Said "Fine, you deserve to die." And turned on the water

Changed her mind and tried helping it again

Gave up and walked away

Daily dose of: me and sis :D

*Me and my sister at night listening to see if mom went back to bed*

Me: *Dramatically puts hand up to ear*

Me: *Alternating ears repetitively*

Sis: ⟟ just imagine Dolores doing that when she's alone

Me: .....Umbridge?

Sis: *slow-mo bitch face*

Sis, in ⏃ heavy Spanish accent: From ENcAntO '🤌'🤌'🤌'

sam winchester, age 13, holding a cheap deck of magic cards: hey dad lemme show you some magic :)

john winchester, sweating:

I'm a maladaptive daydreamer. I like moths. I'm your stereotypical ao3 author.

reblog with two or more random facts about yourself and I'll assign you a sanders sides character :)