So.. ⟟ Think There's Something Wrong W/ My Sister.

⟟ am starting ⏃ cult!

And in this cult, we worship the deity known as:

Uck.

Though Uck is very small, his power holds no bounds. He deserves to be loved unconditionally.

As supreme leader, ⟟ am the only one who hold and communicate with Uck.

So come and join the Ucklings!

Yeah, yall might be low but are you "I had a backrooms phase" level of pathetic?

I can't find the gifs for the life of me but this made me think of the scene when Cas told them he had sex and Dean went

"..So. Did you have protection?"

And Cas was like,

"I had my angel blade."

one time in the middle of a hunt dean and cas had to hide and they have nowhere to hide but inside this one small space so they're pressed back to chest, dean on the front and cas behind him. and then dean felt something hard poking the back of his thigh and he got all blushy and said something like "oh cas, no need to get so excited," only to find out 5 mins later that it was the angel blade

@ducky-lee :]

pov: that one mutual woke up

Still not sure what to do with my appeal to ponynatural but I was scrolling through the posts and yall I wanna draw SO BAD

Help me.

Love me.

vape chick and her brother, bullfrogboy are no longer on the bus

It's drama time!

So I get on the bus with the eightish other highschoolers and vape chick starts going off on nickeldude for "stealing her seat again". She goes up to Tman[my awesome bus driver] tellin him to get nickeldude out of said seat. He says there's nothing he can do because we don't have assigned seats and it wouldn't be fair to just kick him out. Pretty reasonable, right? She sits in the seat in front of him and we're off to the middle school. End of altercation.

Or so it seemed.

We get to the middle/elementry school and right when we pull up she attempts to punch nickeldude in the face. Over the seat. Tman comes over and calmly says "this goes one of two ways, either you sit with him or you two work it out"

Should be over, right? Wrong.

Vape chick (keep in mind: she's seventeen) says "I'm going in the building" and leaves the bus. So now everyones like "are we gonna have to wait for her to stop throwing a tantrum or what?' And Tmans like "no we're gettin yall home; her mom can pick her up"

End of story? Never.

As we're leaving the assistant principal and the school police officer come onto the bus. The lady moves nickeldude into bus boy 1 and tibs seat behind me and the whole bus now has assigned seats. And you could tell the lady didn't like this but it was the least complicated choice. Vape chick then struts onto the bus, head held high, face red from crying and clames her seat.

This is the end- sike!

Im not sure what got her started but vape chick was standin up and prolly yellin to her seventh grade friends about how in the right she is idrc and terisa turtle bitch- in the right lane for once- tells her to shut up and sit down cuz no one cares. Vape chick then starts cussin her out and they go back and forth until she sits down.

It only gets worse? You guessed it!

She stands up again and starts goin of at terisa throwin as many insults she could think of callin her names and crap and then, in response to one of terisas' comebacks, says "why don't you come over here and make me sit down" and she goes "maybe i should" and she goes "pull up then" which I learned as of today means "lets throw hands".

Terisa doesn't even hesitate and stands up to plate at which point I attempt to intervene by standing up and repetativly shouting "YALL CHILLCHILLCHILLCHILL-" and Tman can see smts going on and I start waven at him like HELP COME GET THESE STUCK UP SPOILED BRATS and terisa ends up sitting up front. They're looking at the cameras tomorrow to see who cussed who out.

BUT WAIT- nah I'm kidding that's it.

When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz

*Sighs* Welp, lock the doors mom. I'm on the hitlist.

Do the dance of Italy

IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY

✨WHOA-OA-OA✨

We were at a live music thing and there were these four guys who were prolly in their thirtys, they were kinda ripped too and had beards. When one of the songs ended and everything got quiet I overheard one of them say, in a genuinally upset tone of voice "-I blew up and lost everything including my elytra!"

THE ENTIRE TIME THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THEIR MINECRAFT WORLD