The X Files Is So Fucking Good, Would Definitely Recommend Watching It When You Get A Chance :)

TV: We're gonna land in the water!

Me: ..wait no mARKS AFRAID OF THE OCEAN-

So.. ⟟ think there's something wrong w/ my sister.

She smacked ⏃ beetle w/ her notebook

Followed it to the bathroom when it didn't die somehow

Spent five minutes talking to it and trying to get it away from the drain

Said "Fine, you deserve to die." And turned on the water

Changed her mind and tried helping it again

Gave up and walked away

When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz

"my child is fine"

your child is looking up the birthdate of fictional characters so they can accurately place their own self inserts into the proper timeline.

You child preforms receptive moments like a stressed ape at the zoo for hrs a day

Your child listens to music so loud on their headphones that they no longer see what's in front of them but a whole other universe

me, I am that child

In band today Mr Beam[yes im using code names] let everyone vent about yesterdays costume fiasco, and reasoning with us about how at the end of the day shes the boss and we have to do what she says and how we could have our parents or gardians join a board of education meeting to voice their feelings.

Near the end i pitched in something like "It feels like it shouldn't have been made an issue at all, and teens- it's nature for them to rebel-" "uh yeah ya think" " But half the school- anyone that could afford getting dresscoded and didn't have strict parents were inevitably gonna dress up and it seems like it ended up being more of a destraction than if everyone just dressed up in the first place." And he got real quiet for a second and than pointed at me and said "Now the way she just said that- that patient calm tone- that is the tone you should use if you go to one of the members of the board of education" I was screaming inside

I fixed my keyboard by removing I A R and U :D

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still not dead just mostly inactive

Me: *Watches Unus Annus clips*

Me: *Closes computer*

Me: *Daydream-Disassociates for three hours*

Me: *Starts crying*

My dog: Save me from this hell, she's insane-

NEW KID ANXIETY GO BRRRE

Fair enough

Is he stupidly handsome, handsomely stupid, stupid handsomely, or handsome stupidly?