TV: We're Gonna Land In The Water!

This just in, Markiplier is NOT pregnant 😂

non-emergency meeting

Yall find you a friend who will politely call you out if you take things too far I love my homie soso much cuz i made the "im either bringing a phone or a gun to camp" remark from my previous post on discord and she was like "also dont joke about bringing a gun shooter jokes arent funny" and i fuckin keyboard smashing explaining that that was not at all what i was going for cuz i was like "oh i want some form of protection oh yes a gun gun equals protection" but it literally looks like a shooter joke and she was like "i figured, that didnt seem like the type of joke you would make i just had to be sure and also make sure you didnt say it infront of someone that didnt know you as well" like fhudj she was literally like "i was making sure you wouldnt make a mistake that you may get stuck in with someone who isnt the light of your world and also your best friend and i know you really well and believe that you wouldnt make a joke like that" my god i wasnt even anxious at all it was all "honest mistake"s "thank you"s "im sorry"s and "i love you"s

Wait, some people can just let themselves cry? No guilt or anything?

This is crayon

On a napkin

The prompt being 'an adventure you'd like to go on'

I'm gonna hang this on my wall (it looks better irl)

NEW KID ANXIETY GO BRRRE

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

In band today Mr Beam[yes im using code names] let everyone vent about yesterdays costume fiasco, and reasoning with us about how at the end of the day shes the boss and we have to do what she says and how we could have our parents or gardians join a board of education meeting to voice their feelings.

Near the end i pitched in something like "It feels like it shouldn't have been made an issue at all, and teens- it's nature for them to rebel-" "uh yeah ya think" " But half the school- anyone that could afford getting dresscoded and didn't have strict parents were inevitably gonna dress up and it seems like it ended up being more of a destraction than if everyone just dressed up in the first place." And he got real quiet for a second and than pointed at me and said "Now the way she just said that- that patient calm tone- that is the tone you should use if you go to one of the members of the board of education" I was screaming inside

It's like an instict almost

Me, writing in my notes app:

Mom: what are you doing?

Me, switching tabs discreatly: looking at the economic inpact of turtles-

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you