*3AM*
Sister: Jellie died!
Me: What!
Sis: *bawling her eyes out*
Me: Okay, watch something happy- Ranboo out of context or something- and forget about it and grieve in the morning.
Sis: He lost his best friend- *bawling*
Me, panicing: Turn on some whacky kazoo music and go to sleep!
Sis: Ohh- a baby rabbit *sniffling*
Me: Yes, watch the video about the baby rabbit... and don't think about how it'll inevitably die someday-
Sis: Taz!
Me: What?! I'm soulless at this point- memento mori, baby.
Sis: Ah, here- *shows me phone*- Tango's a happy man, right?
IM NOT DEEEEEAAAADDDD
What the fuck.
Yall.. I just realized I was knee deep in the Sanders Side content when I wrote this.
IT WAS WHEN PATTON STARTED HAVING TROUBLE TELLING RIGHT FROM WRONG AND THOMAS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK AND JANUS WAS TRYING TO HELP AND ROMAN WAS UPSET. It all makes sense now.
Patton's the compus, Janus's the snake, I think Roman's the map and Logan's the spy glass or the other way around, and the rose part is Virgil.
What the fuck. I ain't showin it but I'm freaken out right now, what kinda self-discovery is this.
Also, I'm an aweful poet.
I woke up randomly last night, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
Seventy. Six. Students. Got. Suspended.
Over thirty are in ISS.
Oh. My god.
Have I got a story for yall.
So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.
There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.
All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.
There was a Repunsel.
A Reeses cup.
S was a banana.
J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].
There was a genshin impact character.
Chuckie.
Boo from monsters inc.
People that just had facepaint.
So many people got dresscoded.
Several were in ISS.
Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.
One dude got suspended for not taking his off.
Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.
And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.
I think I won.
[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]
vape chick and her brother, bullfrogboy are no longer on the bus
It's drama time!
So I get on the bus with the eightish other highschoolers and vape chick starts going off on nickeldude for "stealing her seat again". She goes up to Tman[my awesome bus driver] tellin him to get nickeldude out of said seat. He says there's nothing he can do because we don't have assigned seats and it wouldn't be fair to just kick him out. Pretty reasonable, right? She sits in the seat in front of him and we're off to the middle school. End of altercation.
Or so it seemed.
We get to the middle/elementry school and right when we pull up she attempts to punch nickeldude in the face. Over the seat. Tman comes over and calmly says "this goes one of two ways, either you sit with him or you two work it out"
Should be over, right? Wrong.
Vape chick (keep in mind: she's seventeen) says "I'm going in the building" and leaves the bus. So now everyones like "are we gonna have to wait for her to stop throwing a tantrum or what?' And Tmans like "no we're gettin yall home; her mom can pick her up"
End of story? Never.
As we're leaving the assistant principal and the school police officer come onto the bus. The lady moves nickeldude into bus boy 1 and tibs seat behind me and the whole bus now has assigned seats. And you could tell the lady didn't like this but it was the least complicated choice. Vape chick then struts onto the bus, head held high, face red from crying and clames her seat.
This is the end- sike!
Im not sure what got her started but vape chick was standin up and prolly yellin to her seventh grade friends about how in the right she is idrc and terisa turtle bitch- in the right lane for once- tells her to shut up and sit down cuz no one cares. Vape chick then starts cussin her out and they go back and forth until she sits down.
It only gets worse? You guessed it!
She stands up again and starts goin of at terisa throwin as many insults she could think of callin her names and crap and then, in response to one of terisas' comebacks, says "why don't you come over here and make me sit down" and she goes "maybe i should" and she goes "pull up then" which I learned as of today means "lets throw hands".
Terisa doesn't even hesitate and stands up to plate at which point I attempt to intervene by standing up and repetativly shouting "YALL CHILLCHILLCHILLCHILL-" and Tman can see smts going on and I start waven at him like HELP COME GET THESE STUCK UP SPOILED BRATS and terisa ends up sitting up front. They're looking at the cameras tomorrow to see who cussed who out.
BUT WAIT- nah I'm kidding that's it.
Fair enough
Is he stupidly handsome, handsomely stupid, stupid handsomely, or handsome stupidly?
Me: I don't need a therapist. Thanks to my MaDD I know alot about my actions and reactions that would normally take years of therapy to figure out so seeking a proffesional to conferm that would be a silly waste of money.
Also me, thinking I'm selfish for thinking: I don't deserve anything I'm a worthless waste of skin I wish everyone would forget about me I'm such a bad person I should leave my friends and not burden them I should just run away so no one would
it only just now dawned on me that I’ll very likely learn who won the election from those Supernatural homosexuals. this is how we live now.
So what the fuck is happening with Tommyinnit and Logan Paul?
Me, watching unus annus clips: wow, I wasn't around for this I'm really sad
me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment
me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment
me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment
Wait, some people can just let themselves cry? No guilt or anything?
Taz - Female - 15 - posts random things that ⟟ think is funny - if you wanna interact go ahead - also, I'm ⏃ maladaptive daydreamer to anyone who cares :]
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