Me, Watching Unus Annus Clips: Wow, I Wasn't Around For This I'm Really Sad

Watched The Edge of Sleep w/ my sister, and the amount of times we just looked at eachother like 🙂👀👁👁☝️

When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz

So, my sister shoved a googly eye in my figit spinner and yALL-

It looks like a Garten of Banban character-

I'm gonna draw it😭

we do indeed know who we are, hello again

I also know who you are, ELLO MA'E

Shy

You can't un-convince me that the reason we didn't have a 'swimming out of the plane and to shore' scene was 30% budget, tecnicalitys, n stuff and 70% Markimoo fears the ocean

Yall my band teachers awesome and we call him mr. Bean

So I'm in band right.

Here's what I've learned:

Trumpets- aren't playing half the time

Saxaphones- trying their best

Claranets- actually sound great

Drums- chill and good at smackin sticks

Flutes- will shove a picolo up your ass if you dare use the term 'woodwind' offenceivly

Those three girls in the back that sometimes do stuff- cowbell and fancy mirakas i aint even shittin you

Pianists- one of them sorta knows what they doing the other doesn't give a shit and just presses buttons and everyone ignores them unless they wanna hit some keys while walking by

it only just now dawned on me that I’ll very likely learn who won the election from those Supernatural homosexuals. this is how we live now.