Me: I Don't Need A Therapist. Thanks To My MaDD I Know Alot About My Actions And Reactions That Would

I was telling my sister about this really dark teamiplier fanfic series and I listed off the tags to her

"Suicide, murder, blood, self-harm, drug abuse, alchoholism and sex addiction-"

"Dean Winchester."

It's really funny to me how people that kind of know me react to me saying my parents are getting a divorce:

On the bus right now

Paparatzzi is playing

Why is Mr. I've Been Driving These Buses for Thirty-Four Years Willie Brown listening to Lady Gaga

Hands you a dodge charger for your phone and snatches it up with the tripod on a table with a large window and sighed to the severed heads in the sink

Huh

Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it

Hands you a bit of a good idea

I like meeting other maladaptive daydreamers cuz it's so intresting to hear how it works for different people and it really brings awareness to the fact that there are other every-day people that are MaDD-ers and I'm not just some one-in-a-million. That being said it's also not a club sticker, unlike what my mom some people believe.

deltaz-but-they-just-call-me-bitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.

I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.

I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.

But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.

I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.

Bus boy 2 is showin his grandpa fornite

Grandpa: Now Ive lived a long time and have eaten a lot of bananas and not one of em danced

when you and your younger sibling are fighting and you hit them with the "you're an idiot" and they pull an uno reverse "you're an idiot" like, you weren't supposed to copy paste word for word, you gotta put some creativity into it a little personality maybe, you can't just switch the font to comic sans at that point ur proving the author's better than you.

My squrrily madd brain is unsure what to do with my appeal to ponynatural