I Like Meeting Other Maladaptive Daydreamers Cuz It's So Intresting To Hear How It Works For Different

Just tried a Slim Jim for the first time, in unrealated news I will be raiding the local family dollars

Mans was carving a cult symbol into his chest and all I could think was "the markitities"

That panic you feel when you almost accidently cast your screen to your parents TV.

Or realize you interacted with your old monitored account when you're supposed to be sleeping.

The school people came to my house and just left..

Turns out I put the school on lockdown

Someone on the bus heard me tell Aiden "I have a nerf gun under my mattress" and turned it into "I have a gun in my backpack"

So I'm home from school today..

Cuz we went on lockdown-

Fair enough

Is he stupidly handsome, handsomely stupid, stupid handsomely, or handsome stupidly?

Family Disapointment Backstreet Boys: Tell me why. I only came here for the cake.

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

At camp one night I was with a group of like fifteen other campers and we were chillin on the basketball cement quart thingy and one of the guys said to his buddy "Dude, she's so quiet but whenever she talks shes so funny." IN REFERENCE TO ME LIKE THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL BUT I LOVE THAT YOU THINK THAT

You can't un-convince me that the reason we didn't have a 'swimming out of the plane and to shore' scene was 30% budget, tecnicalitys, n stuff and 70% Markimoo fears the ocean

PLEASE

Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.

my school has a problem with pj pants and hats with the word "wiskey" on em

School be like; *Gasp* I see you! DRESSCODE 👹