my school has a problem with pj pants and hats with the word "wiskey" on em
School be like; *Gasp* I see you! DRESSCODE 👹
Me: *Watches Unus Annus clips*
Me: *Closes computer*
Me: *Daydream-Disassociates for three hours*
Me: *Starts crying*
My dog: Save me from this hell, she's insane-
What do normal peoples consciences sound like?
this might be a weird fucking question, but have you seen the x files?
I have not yet, I can only really watch one show at a time and I'm watching Supernatural rn, I'm planning on watching X Files next. Not a wierd question btw, I actually freaked when I saw something in my inbox- thank you! :]
how the fuck did “i have a nerf gun under my mattress” turn into “i have a gun in my backpack”???
I got no fuckin clue- me and Aiden were obviously messin around too cuz they then reported that he said something about a gun as well and he's EIGHT YEARS OLD
So appearently the word 'gun' is tabooed
When your in a different communtity and follow people from that communtity but then they follow you back and you're unsure how to guide them to your classified secondary blog without sounding rude
friend: do you have ocd?
Me: the normal amount- no a bit above the normal amount
Friend: howso?
Me: well i get upset when im on a different seat in the bus or when seating charts change
Friend: ..that's not ocd
Me: oh..
Friend: that's more autism ocd..
Me: oh..
Yall find you a friend who will politely call you out if you take things too far I love my homie soso much cuz i made the "im either bringing a phone or a gun to camp" remark from my previous post on discord and she was like "also dont joke about bringing a gun shooter jokes arent funny" and i fuckin keyboard smashing explaining that that was not at all what i was going for cuz i was like "oh i want some form of protection oh yes a gun gun equals protection" but it literally looks like a shooter joke and she was like "i figured, that didnt seem like the type of joke you would make i just had to be sure and also make sure you didnt say it infront of someone that didnt know you as well" like fhudj she was literally like "i was making sure you wouldnt make a mistake that you may get stuck in with someone who isnt the light of your world and also your best friend and i know you really well and believe that you wouldnt make a joke like that" my god i wasnt even anxious at all it was all "honest mistake"s "thank you"s "im sorry"s and "i love you"s
I was cooling down from a mild argument and my sister walked by and in my head I went "I'm gonna claw your fucking eyes out" because I didn't like the pattern of her steps.
She did a weird 'walking to the tune of a song' thing, and I was ready to rip her arms off..
HOLY SHIT
THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS OUT NOW ON AMAZON PRIME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON AMAZON PRIME RIGHT NOW
Taz - Female - 15 - posts random things that ⟟ think is funny - if you wanna interact go ahead - also, I'm ⏃ maladaptive daydreamer to anyone who cares :]
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