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this is Captain Jupiter Amantius North.

abracadabra bingle and trong wheres my fucking lighter

IM BOUTA RIP THIS BONNGGG

woah, calm down hannibal

♥︎ You’re so pretty it makes me want to cut you open and crawl inside of you, use your skin as a mask and your ribcage as a little cage for me to live in forever ♥︎

We played the fanfiction trope version of “fuck marry kill” in which the options are “slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers” and it’s been like 30 hours and I’m STILL losing it over the concept of fake-dating Saruman the White.

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

Ugh I'm so sexy, WERE SO SEXY

Bro look at you 😩

Ugh can't even compare to you :(

no one talk to me rn

and what makes Ed happy?

I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT AN ALIEN

GIVE ME IDEAS !!!!!

Post divorce meeting

as i listen to my Nintendo music on blast and sip from my tea, i can feel the outside storm blasting through me with thunder and rain.

my mood changed every 5 minutes when a new song comes on now, just now when writing this the song changed from new donk city festival (japanese) super mario odyssey to Nintendo 3ds music find mii I NOW FEEL MEDIEVAL NOT JAZZY!!1