Abracadabra Bingle And Trong Wheres My Fucking Lighter

IF THIS ISNT ME

NO NO NO NO NO. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Claude really put his whole debussy into claire de lune

LET THE EARTH OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY EX BEST FRIEND A POST ABOUT HIMBO CITY THREE TIMES ON PINTEREST WE HAVENT TALKED IN 4 MONTHS SHES GOING TO HATE ME OMG I CANT. IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER HELP

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

THIS

Sirius: Have a nice gay

Remus: did you mean day?

Sirius: *sitting on Remus’s lap* No.

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a head pat and brownies

If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus

I DREW MY FRIEND AS A WORM ON A STRING I REPEAT WORM ON STRING. HE OH SO GROOVY

no cause what?

that sounds good!

{no dont ever fucking talk to me again if i see you in public ill turn into a toad and hop into your bag and shit in there}