Woah, Calm Down Hannibal

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

this is Captain Jupiter Amantius North.

marauders n co as possum memes bc

james

remus

sirius

peter

regulus

lily

marlene

mary

dorcas

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

Victoria Chang, Obit

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

"you wear fine things well"

crying, screaming, shitting my pants, projectile vomiting, ripping my face off, violently convulsing, punching holes through my tv, ripping the carpet out. shaving my head, Tattooing "live laugh love" on my ankle, becoming a salesman, pitching you a life insurance scam for 40 minutes on the phone, you agree because im charming, it was a ploy, i needed the money for a time machine, i travel to the 18th century, i slap stede bonnet in the face.

look what I made omg