"i want to fall in love. i want to fall so deeply in love that it seems like an abyss, with someone who will be there in that dark abyss with me"
like if you’re team sleepy. reblog if you’re team tired. do both if you think they’re in gay love.
*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)
yall I had a lucid dream last night and obviously I could do anything
fucking anything and what do I do with the amount of power I have?
i go to school and turn a guy in my class into a fish and beat him up.
if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science
when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree
Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a head pat and brownies
Pregnant woman: eats rabbit
Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins
Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers
More
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
10/10 dad joke
harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:
“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”
“BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)”
“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”