*twirls Strand Of Hair Around My Finger* Hes Just Soooo (starts Describing The Absolute Worst Man In

10/10 dad joke

Gentle reminder that LGBT individuals in M/F presenting relationships still belong at pride. M/F relationships do not erase their LGBT identity.

They might be trans, they might be bi/pan, they might be closeted.  Whatever their identity is, it’s none of your business.

Don’t judge, Stay safe, Spread love, Happy pride!

We locked a child in a basement for 30 years to read what ideas it came up with ex nihilo & tabula rasa and it only made derivative slop

I don’t know wtf they be putting in juice boxes but holy fuck I hope they don’t stop

NO NO NO NO NO. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Claude really put his whole debussy into claire de lune

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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200 days sober and I would like to celebrate by getting hammered on rot-gut whiskey in a hammock with you. How would they know? It wouldn't be me, spilling the beans.

// C.G.K, The title was never important but we were

If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.