Dead-poet-neil - Wh0re4u

MWHAHAHAHAHAH HAPPY SUNDAY YOU MEAT FIEND

Come get this dick-fil-a

ARE OTHER PEOPLE ALSO IN LOVE WITH 1990 EDDIE????

eddie spaghetti <3

YOU GUYS

answer me this:

swamp goblin, good yes?

and you want to be like swamp goblin?

yes?

good

now answer me this:

does swamp goblin care about looks?

NO!

swamp goblin cares about shiny thing okay?

so focus on shiny thing!

Okay now I know I'm bout hyperfixate on dick cause I cannot for the life of me bring that much creative passion GODDMOTHERFUCKENDAMMNN

I rewatched Dead Poets Society a few weeks ago and felt inspired to write this contrapuntal poem :)

nevermoor is so funny bc the protagonist spends the entire first book trying to join a special society both to save her own life and to have a sense of belonging and purpose and to finally have a family and after so much struggle and sacrifice she finally makes it in...

and then in the second book on literally her first day she finds out the society's motto is "fuck them kids"

i just know they held this joke in for 8 seasons

someone get minecraft education edition and PLAY WITH ME IM SO FUCKING BORED

We locked a child in a basement for 30 years to read what ideas it came up with ex nihilo & tabula rasa and it only made derivative slop

I keep falling in love with people I see/meet in my dreams. They aren't particularly similar to anyone IRL, but they are always amazing.