When U Touch An Unaware Cat And They Make That Small Surprised Sound Reblog If U Agree

reblog this to hug me

Any body else find ezra squall waaayyyyyyy to hot

no?

okay then

LET THE EARTH OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY EX BEST FRIEND A POST ABOUT HIMBO CITY THREE TIMES ON PINTEREST WE HAVENT TALKED IN 4 MONTHS SHES GOING TO HATE ME OMG I CANT. IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER HELP

We locked a child in a basement for 30 years to read what ideas it came up with ex nihilo & tabula rasa and it only made derivative slop

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

YOU GUYS

answer me this:

swamp goblin, good yes?

and you want to be like swamp goblin?

yes?

good

now answer me this:

does swamp goblin care about looks?

NO!

swamp goblin cares about shiny thing okay?

so focus on shiny thing!

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

ARE OTHER PEOPLE ALSO IN LOVE WITH 1990 EDDIE????

eddie spaghetti <3

jealousy churns in my stomach

replacing the burning acid

It's threatening to come out

in word vomit that I know

I will regret

so I keep it down

letting my throat burn, just a tinge

but never will it come out

because jealously

no, envy

is my cardinal sin

my cross I must carry

over the mountains of growth

and I am sorry, God,

but it would be easier

to vomit the acid of jeaously

and let it dissolve the heavy wood

but, again, I won't.

With sweaty palms and aching feet,

I will overcome the envy.

-neptune, 4/4/25, 8pm