Did The Ladies Of Hogwarts Ever Get Confused When

Did the ladies of hogwarts ever get confused when

remus would ask james

"where's pads?"

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2 years ago

who are asexuals 😔

[This Disappointment Wants To Be A Moist Dragon]

[This disappointment wants to be a moist dragon]

3 years ago

why do we look at it from a "oh she's been with ten men" and not a "oh she's trying to find the love of her life" perspective

2 months ago

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

2 years ago

YALL I JUST REALISED EDWARD CULLEN WAS ALIVE JURING THE 70'S WHICH MEANS TO BLEND IN HE WAS PROBABLY SPORTING LONG BRAIDED HAIR AND FUCKING FLARES

CAN YOU IMAGINE


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3 years ago

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

3 years ago

i can't wait to shift...

i can't wait to shift

and see the castle with its long enchanting hallways

and cast spells with the flick of my wrist

and study in the early hours of the mourning before the sun has risen

while the rain heavily beats the window and the thunder crackles

I cant wait to shift

and laugh and joke with the twins

and yes gossip with minerva McGonagall over brunch

and fight for the good in the wizarding world

I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO GO HOME!


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3 years ago

The hospital

i awoke to a long consistent beep.

i feel as light as i ever have and yet my head feels heavy.

the room is dark and yet i feel as though im staring at the sun, unable to open my eyes without squinting, my head is pounding. hot and cold flushes confusing my body temperature

my hospital gown feels thin and light as if im barely wearing it.

i take a moment to let my eyes adjust to the dark room and turn to my side trying to find the source of the beeping only to see the heart monitor machine at the side of my small bed dimly lighting the room.

there were usually bumps in the green lines with small beeps.....beeps.....beeps....so on so on.

but this machine was acting up surely, i mean the only way it would be having a flat line is if.....REALITY CHECK. i pushed my hands to my face. they felt cold. good. i could feel my hands. i pinched my cheek.......nothing i pinched again only harder this time. nothing.

i slapped my self in the face NOTHING. i started to freak out. sweat dripping on my forehead i went to wipe it but no sweat could be found. THATS IT IM CALLING FOR THE NURSE. "NURSE!" my voice sounded strange,it had an echo, it bounced back.

i screamed again"NURSE! PLEASE!"

nothing. not a sound to be heard i shut my eyes. and that's when it stopped.

everything. the flushes the pounding in my head, the beeping of the monitor, the burning sensation in my eyes. all of it. it felt like the void.

i couldnt open my eyes.

i felt heavier and heavier i knew i was drifting into sleep.....

and i awoke to a long consistent beep.

1 month ago

nevermoor is so funny bc the protagonist spends the entire first book trying to join a special society both to save her own life and to have a sense of belonging and purpose and to finally have a family and after so much struggle and sacrifice she finally makes it in...

and then in the second book on literally her first day she finds out the society's motto is "fuck them kids"

2 years ago

I want the whole world to be in the state where it's either dusk or dawn, you can't really tell. And the whole sky, everything is a vomit green and if you look for clouds you'll see them right on the horizon and my headphones are just about to die but my favourite song is playing so they'll hold on till the end.

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