How Dare You Call Him Broken. He’s Perfect Just The Way He Is

Le zoap no taste good

Me when I wit the Welch’s sparkling apple juice out da martini glass

It’s a travesty we didn’t have any silly straws

Uh me and my brother were watching the dark crystal yesterday with my dad and he hated it when we talked over it so I used the notes app and forgot about it, this is what I woke up to:

I belive this was from the part where the sword in stone guys were bullying deet.

On it boss *scurries off into the woods*

ATTENTON MY 5 FOLLOWERS:

After 2 months of not posting, I have finally decided it’s time to get the ball rolling again.

Here goes;

*ahem*

𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓴𝓮𝓷

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Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

Meningitis.

Dude why my Dorito making a ruckus

me, trying to drink my orange juice: lalala i dink my oange

the treacherous trachea:

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