ATTENTON MY 5 FOLLOWERS:

I feel so honored

Everyone gets a free trip to Costco to celebrate

Opinions on gender? /10 ofc

contender for most confusing ask i've received during 2025 already, that's my rating

ALL OF THOSE EVIL SCIENTISTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONDUCT RESEARCH! Don’t they understand if you use the SAME PERSON for the ‘creating a mutant creature’ test AND the ‘cryostasis for 100 years’ test it’s GOING TO SKEW THE RESULTS!!!!! NO im not “above average tolerance for humans” you SPLICED my dna with a goblin shark, raven, therizinosauraus, and that undercooked spaghetti noodle you found on the ground, OF COURSE my data is wrong! And don’t get me STARTED on the poor sap who got ‘injected with random needles’ and ‘see how fast he can complete a maze’! Idiots!

THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like

Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!

Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!

Cop: why?

Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!

Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

On it boss *scurries off into the woods*

Caught in 4k

Welp….this AU has consumed my life lol

And if you don’t know already this AU belongs to the amazing, talented, and wonderful @babyblankyerror

Le zoap no taste good

That’s my costume.

Trick or treat!!!!

Is the half life cockroach the trick or the treat??

@ckret2!!!! Get over here!!!!! Look!!!

Day 11: Your Favorite AU!

But how could I choose just one? I wanted to do more but I ran out of time. There’s so many great Bill AUs out there!!

Even better: it actually kills bill and everything goes back to normal.

au where in response to the end of the world and his family being missing for days stan says fuck it and decides to roll the infinity die