You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
Me. Me. Me Fr.
You get me. You understand.
I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.
Ⱨł ł₮'₴ ₥Ɇ ₮ⱧɆ ₦ØⱤ₥₳Ⱡ ⱧɄ₥₳₦ ₳₦Đ ₦Ø₮ ₳ ĐɆ₥Ø₦ ɎØɄ ₴ⱧØɄⱠĐ ĐØ ₮Ⱨł₴ ł₮'₴ VɆⱤɎ ₮₳₴₮Ɏ ₳₦Đ ₲ØØĐ
Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...
Ok im not a shipper, never really have been, I don’t really care whether you think somebody should be with someone or wether a character likes x or y (as long as it’s not weird or proshippy :/) but I just found out that the ship name for glisten x Rodger is REFLECTIVE DETECTIVE and I’ve never rooted for a mirror and a magnifying glass to kiss more in my entire life.
Someone challenges me to a wizard duel and instead of fighting them I just keep saying “dodges” to everything he does
Ouuuugh
Move been thinking of all those gravity falls aus and I have a few ideas but I can’t decide on one thing:
Is Stanford more stolas coded or blitzø coded
I don’t really want to be a girl but I’m not transgender because boy sounds way worse but I’m not neither and or slash in between because that’s not right so I have concluded that I must be an Eldrich horror beyond human comprehension or a deep sea isopod and there is no in-between
Pookies help the concept of time is peer pressuring me into giving them my lunch money I need divorce documents STAT
Ok so I noticed @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror (PLEASE GO CHECK THEM OUT THEYRE SO COOL)making some awesome prompts so I figured I would try my hand at one (based off a dream I had)
So Stanley is captured. Probably by Rico or something, and in a warehouse all tied up. When Rico leaves to go do something or whatever, Stanley somehow summons a nice but a bit wacky wizard (he had some magical item he stole from somebody that Rico didn’t bother to take and him struggling summons the wizard) the wizard, seeing Stan has his item, goes “oh boy! You found my missing item! Ive been looking for that for ages! Since you found it, I’ll give you one wish!” And Stan, weirded out of his mind, wondering why the guy he stole the item from is congratulating him on finding it, and probably thinks he’s dreaming but not about to give up an opportunity to escape, goes;
“GET ME OUTTA HERE!”
Of course, his mouth is tied up and gagged so the wizard has to work with what he’s got.
Though honestly “drake bug hawk bear” is not a good guess.
The wizard goes “alright great! I can do that! :)” and teleports him outside of the warehouse and tells him he has 24 hours till the spell kicks in (to give him time to leave) Stan, not really listening, jumps in his car and heads out, still confused as hell. Of course, 24 hours later the car is a bit too small to keep driving in and also now is wrecked because turning into a crazy hybrid of a dragon, stag beetle, golden eagle, and brown bear may cause some damage to your surroundings.
So he starts walking. Where, you ask?
To gravity falls.
Meanwhile, Stanford is having the time of his life! He’s researching, he’s finding new, interesting creatures, he’s defying the laws of nature, he’s getting chased down by a unicorn after trying to take its blood for “testing purposes”,
Wait actually that last one isn’t vey good.
But luckily for him, Stan has been walking for days and honestly couldn’t be more willing to fight off magical creatures for his brother.
Sibling bonding time!
There its is that’s. That’s the idea. Is cool? Did good job??? I cooked???
Uh…. Idk but since he’s from msm I think he’s probably just like a large scrugly dog.
I’m also taking him with me because incisaur my beloved he is my autistic child and I will cherish him forever
@augustdrawscoolstufff @willowthefoxxo @staplegxnn @absolutelyzoned
the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one
thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D
very safe
the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)
tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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