Ouuuugh

The yearning for pineapple vs the knowledge of how uncomfy it makes my mouth feel

Uh…

I can explain.

I can't answer all the trick or treats I'm sorry. Here is a bowl of candy. Honor system, don't take more than your fair share 🫵

No… it can’t be…

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net

Here's Bill sans:

He's so silly, yet dapper

That’s my costume.

Trick or treat!!!!

Is the half life cockroach the trick or the treat??

A little WIP of something... I had this idea swimming in my brain and I need to get it out

Have I been indoctrinated

egg

Me. Me. Me Fr.

You get me. You understand.

I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.

Me when I wit the Welch’s sparkling apple juice out da martini glass

It’s a travesty we didn’t have any silly straws

Haaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!