Imagine Him/in This Universe

Dazai: *Looking at Chuuya sleeping* Chuuya: *talking in his sleep* Dazai, I'm going to kill you! Dazai: HE'S DREAMING ABOUT ME! THAT'S CUTE!

Please, does anyone ship Lujan and Arakasi?

Dazai: Chuuya, where is our daughter? Chuuya: Oh my God, I forgot to pick up Aya from school! Dazai: Did she have school? Dazai and Chuuya: *panicking* Kunikida opening the car door with the child on his lap: Lucky for you, Bram and I care about her.

Akutagawa: *talking to Atsushi* Atsushi: *smiles sweetly* Akutagawa: *blushes* Lucy, jealous: Hey, Akutagawa. Akutagawa: Say it Lucy: Roses are red, violets are blue… Atsushi's Thoughts: SHE'S GOING TO MAKING A PASS AT AKUTAGAWA? Lucy: If you don't stop talking to Atsushi I'm going to throw a brick at your head. Akutagawa: That doesn't even rhyme! Lucy: You have been warned *creepy smile*

*Dazai and Fyodor talking in prison* Dazai: Have you ever stopped to think that birthdays are scary? Fyodor: What do you mean? Dazai: Birthdays are a small gathering of people around a candle singing a repetitive song until the fire is put out and a knife is stuck in the cake. Fyodor: Fyodor: It makes sense

same energy

They have few smiles, few friends, but they could kill you

Dazai and Chuuya: How did you find us? Kunikida: I heard a giant explosion and thought, "Who could that be?"

Dazai in the port mafia: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Chuuya, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Aya, trying to save Bram: What's your blood type? Bram: I'm not picky, I drink any kind Aya: That's not what I'm talking about

Atsushi, emotional: I can't believe you mafia people came here just to save me and help me defeat Fukuchi! How did you get here so quickly? Chuuya: Various traffic violations. Gin: Three counts of resisting arrest. Akutagawa: Approximately thirteen cans of energy drinks. Hirotsu: Besides, that's not our car.