*Dazai and Fyodor talking in prison* Dazai: Have you ever stopped to think that birthdays are scary? Fyodor: What do you mean? Dazai: Birthdays are a small gathering of people around a candle singing a repetitive song until the fire is put out and a knife is stuck in the cake. Fyodor: Fyodor: It makes sense
Koyo: Hey, Chuuya, you won't believe what I heard! Koyo: I heard Dazai saying he would throw himself in front of a moving car for you! Chuuya: Dear Koyo, we are talking about Dazai. He would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun!
Kyouka: If I fall… Kenji: I’ll be there to catch you. Atsushi: *looks at Akutagawa* What if I fall? Akutagawa: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Dazai: *watches these two interactions* Dazai, to Chuuya: And if I fall? Chuuya: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
Poe: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Francis: You sound like the start of a Batman villain... I support
Francis: By the way, I will join your extremely peculiar method of generating profits. High five, friend of capitalism!
Dazai: Welcome to my first vlog where I try out different hair products! Dazai: *sprays hairspray in his mouth* Dazai: Well, right off the bat I can tell this one isn't very good.
. They are both redheads . They are both ESTPs . They are both short (in relation to others) . They both have anger issues
They are both hot
Atsushi: I'm cold! Akutagawa: Do you want my jacket? Dazai: I'm cold too! Chuuya: Do you want me to set you on fire?
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Now I have a bestie!!! I'm thrilled! 💙💙💙💙💙
Dazai: *Looking at Chuuya sleeping* Chuuya: *talking in his sleep* Dazai, I'm going to kill you! Dazai: HE'S DREAMING ABOUT ME! THAT'S CUTE!
Well, this is my 100th post, and I just have to thank you for everything. Every like, every comment, every follower is very important to me. Tumblr was the first platform through which I communicated with unknown people from other countries and states. This means a lot to me, meeting new people, new opinions and making new friends… My most sincere thanks to everyone, but especially to these people:
@cheezbot : I had only posted one thing, one sentence, and you already gave me a like and a follow. I had only asked one question (about a Dinotrux ship) and soon received an answer, and I learned that I wasn't the only one who shipped Dozer and Blayde. Thank you so much, my first follower!
@sixth-light : The first time I had a dialogue with a stranger. Carefully, I asked about a very specific ship of a very specific book. I asked her if shipping two certain characters was problematic, and got the answer "why the hell would it be? Just follow your heart!" I was so happy… This answer encouraged me and gave me the courage to continue being who I am, shipping my unlikely couples. Thank you very much!
@soukoku13 : Bestie. You called me a BESTIE! You are my friend! I had a friend! I just have to thank you for following me, liking my incorrect BSD quotes, and sending me messages (sorry if I didn't respond, but I don't know how I could respond to some things). Thank you very much for all of this!
@lu-zijing : You followed me and then thanked me for following you. When you sent me those messages, super happy that I followed you, my heart was filled with joy. You are more than a follower, to me, you are a friend, and I am very grateful for that.
Well, I would like to thank everyone who made me have the courage to reach a hundredth post. Everyone who follows me has a little corner saved inside my heart.
Thank you everyone!
(By the way, I was thinking about posting random things again, like crossover ideas, theories, and similarities between characters from different shows. What do you think?)
Kunikida: Dazai, we're really worried about you! Dazai, dipping Oreos in Whiskey: Why?