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This may be true, but to me America is the greatest country in the world because its where my home is. It's where my family is from, where my family is. America has a sense of comfort and home to me that I cant find in any other country. Sure, America has its problems, but to me America is familiar and comforting, the place of my family and friends and home. To me, America is every fourth of July barbeque spent with extended family, every random smile and short meaningless chat from the cashiers. America has a sense of homlieness and comfort to it I personally wouldn't find anywhere else. America is my home, and my land. It may be a dumpster fire, but it's my dumpster fire and that dumpster fire feels like home.

Me on Fourth of July like

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

My instagram: My life is great! I wake up refreshed, feeling and looking good, ready to tackle the day!

My tumblr: fucfucfucfuc where did I put the thing goddamnit my life is falling to pieces

I'm heccin proud of this

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

@howaboutyoudont I found My Dumbass™

we’re all really just looking for that other dumb fuck we share our single brain cell with

Murder(n): The unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

Murder(v): Kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation.

Guns are made to shoot a bullet at a high velocity, putting enough force behind it that it can pierce things from far away, the power and range depending on the type of gun and bullet.

They are not made to "murder".

Guns are used for hunting, bench shooting, self defense, ceremonial celebrations, war, suicide, etc.

All of these things are not murder.

Yes, guns can and are used to murder, but it is blatantly incorrect to say guns were made to murder, and their sole purpose is murder.

(I am not saying anything about politics, or gun reform, or attacking you personally, I just feel it is incorrect to say guns were created to murder based on the definition of the word)

I'd like to see you try and make me drink water I enjoy being as dehydrated as a 5 month old craisin

If you see this, you have to drink a glass of water.

Don’t you dare come back without drinking a glass of water.

Reblog it with a comment “DONE!” only if you drank a glass of water

You know what needs to stop?

Genderbending only one character in a relationship to make the relationship hetero/homosexual.

Seriously. If you're going to make a genderbent AU, dont half ass it and only change the gender of one.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

I'm sorry why the fuck is this so funny to me

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