We’ll Have To Do Dinner Thursday Night Instead.

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

Guys I deleted that post because I didn't have the fucking guts to post the follow-up

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

Kai ordering me to take the two of them out 15mins earlier than usual (and succeeding)

We as a society do not give Anna enough credit, and I think that’s very poor of us.

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin