Please Be Patient With Me I Am Experiencing Horrors Unknown To You At All Times

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

bro stop being so verbose the hoes keep having to look up dictionary definitions every time they talk to you

heeppy hoolida

My parents let me and my siblings have a ken and another male doll that I don't know the name of. With them and two other dolls I made a polyamorous relationship before I even knew that when two girls are dating they are still called girlfriends instead of a word I hadn't been taught yet.

There was a black haired doll called Janet and she was dating Barbie. Barbie was also dating Ken. Ken and Janet knew about each other and were cool but they themselves weren't dating each other. But Ken was also dating the other guy doll, I think I named him Ryan but I don't remember. Ryan wasn't dating Barbie or Janet but was cool.

So I made a poly relationship between (the specific labels are based on impressions I had of the characters before I knew the words for it) a lesbian astronomer (who was probably a trans woman), a bisexual trillionaire who has too many jobs to name, a pansexual himbo (who might be a trans guy), and a quiet gay who was into botany.

(Ryan and Barbie would bond over both Ken and botany while Janet and Ken bond over Barbie and having a near black thumb when it comes to gardening)

No, no it isn’t.

imagine simping for capitalism this badly

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

I don’t get suprised by AO3 tags often but I have to say I’ve never seen these two words together.