Imagine Simping For Capitalism This Badly

mothman

you'll always be above

i said mothman

fly up like a dove

i said mothman

cuz you're always loved

you make me happy

do you ever wonder if styrofoam would taste like cinnamon

it doesnt

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

putting this in a separate post + even more silly battinson/corensupes stuff based off this post (and op’s tags)

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

 So, for the entirety of pride month this year I drew a piece of art of characters I have made that are LGBTQIA+. So, enjoy the art if you want.

  I am going to be posting the art over today and when I post it all, there is going to be a master post that has all the art

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

women want me, fish want me, the state wants me

i know it kind of sucks because it's mostly used to objectify women but the trope where someone gets clawed by a monster or caught on something while trying to escape from the killer and it ruins their clothes so they end up running around in a bloodstained crop top or whatever is conceptually a little bit hilarious. "hey nice shorts where'd you get them?" "werewolf attack".

cmon child safety lid you know it's me