There Is Something So Darkly Comical About Tumblr Potentially Outliving Twitter

Puki tell us it's all gonna be fine

It always is, it always will be. We outlived the dinosaurs, we outlived that damned meteor, that damned ice age. Pompeii? Don't worry about it.

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

I wake up early but I not refreshed and energized unless I am stressed.

When I wake up it is either like I am:

A. I am an android rebooting after shutting down due to damage and having to test my systems for damage.

Or

B. I just scrambled out of the underworlds screaming “YOU’LL BE ABLE TO CONTAIN ME, BITCHES!” At the top of my lungs with earnestly.

i have so much respect for morning people. people who wake up early feeling refreshed and energized and ready to start the day. i love you weirdos. you are bizarre to me. i am studying you under glass.

what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloody divorce“

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests

Sidewalk chalk is an underrated medium

A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here's preventing you lot from making it worse.

Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.

What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.

Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.

What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.

Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.

What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.

Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.

It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

-Xanthe

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Rt <3 /p