Guys I Deleted That Post Because I Didn't Have The Fucking Guts To Post The Follow-up

That fuckin smile at the end

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Shout out to that one time somebody interrupted me mid staring out into nothingness and my automatic response after a few seconds of silence was to loudly shout (while looking them in the eyes) "I WAS IN THE BIBLE ONCE" in a voice that wasn't mine

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

[ID: ao3 tag that reads, “ignore all hetero canon” /End ID]

i know it kind of sucks because it's mostly used to objectify women but the trope where someone gets clawed by a monster or caught on something while trying to escape from the killer and it ruins their clothes so they end up running around in a bloodstained crop top or whatever is conceptually a little bit hilarious. "hey nice shorts where'd you get them?" "werewolf attack".

charlie slimecicle will roleplay a relationship or romantic inclinations as a bit and accidentally create the most heart-wrenchingly beautiful and tragic love story about a person slowly coming into themself and learning to be loved and to love in return in ways they never believed would be possible for them because of some deeply rooted belief in their own inherent wrongness and brokenness and then he'll say some shit like "bazinga"

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

👉👈💛