"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately
Thank you Governor Newsom
Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential
*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent
Love this! Stay safe folks (x)
Yoooooo!!!!
Because of speed and convenience. If it of any comfort, I use a kettle instead of microwave.
I just want every non-american who gets mad about microwaving hot water for tea to know that my family owns a kettle and I use the microwave anyway. I will not change and I want you to die mad about it.
make sure you always make atleast one character with it/its pronouns because 1. there arent enough and 2. the people who dont like it will unfollow you (a positive)
big atleast btw theres always room for more
Welcome to my domain, Cryptid's the name and I am here to stay. You can ask me stuff if you wish.
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