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when my girlfriend and I are wearing masks and I’m holding my crutches so we can’t kiss or hug or hold hands we head butt each other instead.

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

Shout out to that one time somebody interrupted me mid staring out into nothingness and my automatic response after a few seconds of silence was to loudly shout (while looking them in the eyes) "I WAS IN THE BIBLE ONCE" in a voice that wasn't mine

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

testing out a new brush and this is what came out of it has anyone done this yet

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

*weeps in rare pair*

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

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Tripitaka: *falls into a frozen river, almost fucking dies*

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