Latest Posts by cryptidgemstones - Page 3

What is SCP-106 if not the peepaw-fication of Corporal Lawrence

Tumblrs so broken that you can say shit like "Vampire Tiddies" and immediately get more notes than an Instagram influencer's follower count

Cookie runners of tumblr! I know not everyone has tiktok but I have found something you may all enjoy

Idk about y'all but sour and spicy seafood supremacy. When I eat seafood I want it to be able to make me see God and return

happy ace day everyone!!!!

Folks will simply say how they hate proshitters and their gross ass ships and then immediately get harassed and recieve death threats. Like damn shawty y'all start trippin once someone simply just says 'proshitters dni'.

Just block and move on. We don't need to see your 80+ paragraph essay telling me to k/ll myself

Okay so it's established that William Afton is the man behind the slaughter but who's the man infront the slaughter? We also need to know who's in the middle of it too.

do yall ever get mad when ur moots art doesn't blow up like what the fuck. why aren't you looking at my sexy moots art.

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Messed around and drew a more human(oid) version of the funky celestial headmaster Bachalomoth the Dreamer from the hall of enlightenment stage cause I think he's kinda neat.

Original character and bonus doodle under the cut.

They turned him into a Jojo character @incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom , funniest shit I've ever seen

The first victim :)

DARK CHOCO MY GUY I'M SO SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS-

Hmm... I kinda want to draw a comic or something based off this now-

this is a joke for 3 people. for today only this is what's under ghostboo's bedsheet

yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i've had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it's always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don't know how tumblr works. how likes don't give exposure. not even in a "oh, i know it doesn't give exposure, but i'm still going to reblog anyways" way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn't realize tumblr likes don't work like twitter's.

PLEASE please if you're from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people's art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog's content in some way so people won't potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST'S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

Pet Scan

Fuck zodiacs, what brain imaging method you vibe with

Ferb I know what I'm gonna do today

I’ve always wondered what if they had taken Grievous to the Kaminoans instead of the Geonosians? They would’ve made him some giant souped-up biological horror super-predator. Just take his Kaleesh-ness and cranked it up to 11. I like to imagine they’d’ve kept his ability to split his arms in half but in a really gross body horror way.

Enemies to lovers exept it's Enemies to Crime fighting detective adopts criminal because they realized they just needed some proper parental guidance in their life

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Two talking cats

(via)

May I offer a

Latte: If being pretty was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence

Espresso: A life sentence? For a crime you didn't even commit?

Latte:

Latte: I will dunk you in milk don't you test me

Tag yourself based on current mood

•bitch

•Bastard

•Hates life

•Depressed

•I'll be a bit nice

•Angsty bitch

i feel like this is the only time ive understood what an nft is so im gonna need someone to confirm if it's right or not

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

your art is so nice sometimes i wonder w

Anon, "wonder w-"?

Anon, did the hitman get you?

Anon

😁

For the person who tagged me in Licorice mpreg, I hope your hot beverage is always too cold/too hot no matter what you do

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

Honestly.

Grievous would 100% think Darth Vader is a dramatic bitch.

“Nice black cape and exposed life support panel you fucking doofus”

“Your helmet is supposed to be a skull but looks like a Volkswagen Beetle”

“You only have two functioning limbs capable of wielding your one lightsaber? Fucking casual”

“Nice dad joke you bitch”

You can only reblog this today.

❄ Winter clothes ❄

Years ago, when Tumblr was still owned by Yahoo, Yahoo wanted Tumblr to use their video player, rather than Tumblr's own video player. This was partially to unify analytics, but mostly because Yahoo planned to put pre-roll ads on Tumblr videos. You know those unskippable Youtube ads? That's what was going to happen to Tumblr videos.

The only reason it didn't happen out is because Tumblr staff pushed back on the idea, saying it was absolutely idiotic and would anger users beyond their breaking point.

The next time you're angry at staff for fucking up something a lil bit, or trying to make money in some optional way, keep this in mind.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god