You Can Only Reblog This Today.

Folks will simply say how they hate proshitters and their gross ass ships and then immediately get harassed and recieve death threats. Like damn shawty y'all start trippin once someone simply just says 'proshitters dni'.

Just block and move on. We don't need to see your 80+ paragraph essay telling me to k/ll myself

Honestly.

Grievous would 100% think Darth Vader is a dramatic bitch.

“Nice black cape and exposed life support panel you fucking doofus”

“Your helmet is supposed to be a skull but looks like a Volkswagen Beetle”

“You only have two functioning limbs capable of wielding your one lightsaber? Fucking casual”

“Nice dad joke you bitch”

Finally came back to tumblr after like.....idk how many years

Here's redvelvet cookie with cake hound 💕

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

Homie straight up went

Dark Cacao, calling Hollyberry in the middle of the night: MY SON JUST GOT BORN HOLLYBERRY! IM A DAD

Hollyberry, half awake: so I can officially call you a dilf now huh

Dark Cacao:

Dark Cacao: *hangs up*

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-

Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be

Someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen

Qui-Gon, dying in Obi-Wan's arms: I'm sorry my Padawan, but I wasn't able to crank that Soulja boy before it could crank me