We've All Heard Of Egg Sheeran?

A recently blinded man goes to a doctor and explains his issues to him. The doctor nods and says, "I see your problem." The blind man sighs and says, "Well I don't."

my brother wanted me to paint That Scene from the batman.

do you ever get an eyelash stuck in your eye and feel as though you could punch a mountain in half because same

why is my biggest fan myself

I thought you were talking about the emoji......................

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does it bring you joy?

does it not intentionally hurt/harm anybody else? does it bring you peace? does it seem right, in the now?

if yes, then go for it. whatever it is. it's what you need right now. do it for yourself ✨

tears drip from your eyes, streaming down your face and I call the plumber because there seems to be a leak

he will know what to do.

therapist: how are you?

me: fine how are you

every single reply to a post on tumblr:

this is the most [insert adjective] thing I have ever read

no one:

me trying to flirt: You're so lit my eyeballs are on fire *finger guns*