Tears Drip From Your Eyes, Streaming Down Your Face And I Call The Plumber Because There Seems To Be

every single reply to a post on tumblr:

this is the most [insert adjective] thing I have ever read

this is cool asf i would buy 98378593805 if I wasn't broke

Dragon made from car and motorcycle parts by Tom Samui.

the audacity thineself hast to do such anger provoking actions

I thought you were talking about the emoji......................

🌿

does it bring you joy?

does it not intentionally hurt/harm anybody else? does it bring you peace? does it seem right, in the now?

if yes, then go for it. whatever it is. it's what you need right now. do it for yourself ✨

do you ever get an eyelash stuck in your eye and feel as though you could punch a mountain in half because same

So whenever I wake up in the morning I have very muddled and foggy thoughts that can range from me thinking about why the floor is higher than usual to talking to my wall.

Anyways, I woke up extra early today and went to the bathroom. I was going to wash my face so I turned on the tap and put my hand beneath and it was COLD like really really extremely ultra pro max cold so I immediately pulled my hand away and the first thought that came to my mind was:

Damn,

I just recoiled like a brick

maybe if I commit some crimes I'll finally be wanted

Then they'll see.

I love how everyone thinks I'm innocent for not swearing and I laugh because they don't know about the string of endless demonic swears that constantly echo through my mind, like a million angry wasps at your window waiting to make you question who satan really is, at every vague discomfort that crosses me.

Don’t be a “maybe”. It’s either Hell Yes or Fucking No.