Maybe If I Commit Some Crimes I'll Finally Be Wanted

maybe if I commit some crimes I'll finally be wanted

Then they'll see.

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3 years ago
Why Is My Biggest Fan Myself

why is my biggest fan myself


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3 years ago

Cockroaches descended directly from the pits of burning hell and were sent as a punishment to this earth with the single intent of terrifying humans so much they lose their souls and inner most remainder of humanity


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3 years ago

advertising has literally come to the point where we're the products

GOD i just scrolled through instagram for like 5 seconds and it was so repulsive… like a solid 70% of it was ads or algorithm recommended content based on who i follow or what i liked. every third post was a video and there was so much product placement and sometimes a little tag on photos so you can go buy the product directly on and through instagram. maybe i’m just old (i’m not) but how do people use that app every day for hours? i feel like i just walked through hell

4 years ago

There is no difference between a white man and a black man; only fools would see them as apart. Even Satan was once honored among angels. I will not stand here, having suffered ultimate rebellion by being kind in a cruel world and have you tell me I am defined by your mercurial views that are who I am not and never will be. I believe people are people. Humans will be humans. Our own cowardly insecurities lead to belittling those who are capable of greatness. Only the inferior fear those who aren’t.


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3 years ago

I love how everyone thinks I'm innocent for not swearing and I laugh because they don't know about the string of endless demonic swears that constantly echo through my mind, like a million angry wasps at your window waiting to make you question who satan really is, at every vague discomfort that crosses me.


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3 years ago

no one:

me trying to flirt: You're so lit my eyeballs are on fire *finger guns*


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3 years ago

A recently blinded man goes to a doctor and explains his issues to him. The doctor nods and says, "I see your problem." The blind man sighs and says, "Well I don't."


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