A Recently Blinded Man Goes To A Doctor And Explains His Issues To Him. The Doctor Nods And Says, "I

Every single Tumblr user ever to exist:

I will die a hundred deaths, live through a thousand agonies, lift the mountains upon my shoulders, hold the sky above my head, have the earth crack beneath my feet, swallow a cockroach whole, watch my loved ones decay, stare the devil in the eye and watch him tremble, hand over his title; he was merely a fraud.

But I won't press reblog.

i need to pin this on my shirt right now

tears drip from your eyes, streaming down your face and I call the plumber because there seems to be a leak

he will know what to do.

this is cool asf i would buy 98378593805 if I wasn't broke

Dragon made from car and motorcycle parts by Tom Samui.

advertising has literally come to the point where we're the products

GOD i just scrolled through instagram for like 5 seconds and it was so repulsive… like a solid 70% of it was ads or algorithm recommended content based on who i follow or what i liked. every third post was a video and there was so much product placement and sometimes a little tag on photos so you can go buy the product directly on and through instagram. maybe i’m just old (i’m not) but how do people use that app every day for hours? i feel like i just walked through hell

I see, I buy

chinese hanfu

no one:

me trying to flirt: You're so lit my eyeballs are on fire *finger guns*

I love how everyone thinks I'm innocent for not swearing and I laugh because they don't know about the string of endless demonic swears that constantly echo through my mind, like a million angry wasps at your window waiting to make you question who satan really is, at every vague discomfort that crosses me.