Two Tickets Please

THIS. people keep giving lily hermione’s personality

a rule following, strict goody-two-shoes with a sassy streak

she can be kind and smart while also being laid-back and funny. i mean, she chose sirius to be her childs god parent—she had to be at least a little bit of a menace

plus the only canon memory we have of her (snapes) is right during OWLs when shes confronting her best friend for being a blood supremacist and then the guy he hates comes up and harasses him—not exactly her most relaxing moment

lily liked the marauders antics, she like quidditch, and she didnt have a stick up her butt. shes a griffindoor, brightest in her year muggle born, make her bold and cocky

Lily who hates/is annoyed by the Marauders solely because they always manage to execute pranks before she has the chance to

fanon wolfstar: sirius felt soooo guilty about the prank that he went home and cried and non of the other marauders would talk to him for five months

canon wolfstar: sirius thought it was fucking funny and was plotting to do it again, remus was too much of a coward to say he didnt find it funny

The fact that Remus knows the reason Sirius did the prank is because he thought it was funny suggests that Sirius has actually laughed about the prank to Remus’ damn face

And like given Sirius reaction to Remus being all “a trick that involved me 😔” is to make a “derisive noise” at him

yeah that checks out

my friend wrote a paper on tlt concerning gender, queerness, and ecofeminism and it broke my brain

tldr he outlined how the present necro/cav dynamic (eg. how cav is subservient to their necro and romantic relationships between the two parties is taboo) is a result of johns implicit misogyny he projected onto earth/alecto; how in this sans-misogyny world queerness/homophobia still exists in necro/cav ships

so ive been reanalyzing all the tlt relationships from the lense of necroxnecro cavxcav = hetero and necroxcav = queer and OH MY GOD

griddlehark = queer

lobotomized harrow was replacing her queer relationship (cav!gideon) with a coworker hetero one (cav!ortus)

giddianthe = hetero

kirianthe = queer

tridentaricest = queer, but as corona was “necro-passing” it could be BUTCHFEMME REALNESS

idk how to classify paul…

people who don’t have kids get dogs, and people who don’t have dogs get 25 plants which they name and talk to

u are like papa

my sweet girls!

i LoVe DoiNg tHiS whEn yOu’Re mOcKiNg sOmeThInG

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

Announcing the first ever Draw Prongsfoot Badly Challenge!

🌟🐕🦌Calling all Prongsfoot enthusiasts and questioning shippers - with or without artistic talents!🦌🐕🌟

Get ready for April 2025 and the first (of hopefully many) annual Draw Prongsfoot Badly Challenge!

The concept has been shamelessly stolen (with permission from the lovely @julcheninred) from the Draw Drarry Badly Challenge - if you missed it, go check it out - you won't regret it!

"But I can't draw!" I hear you say... Awesome! Then this is just the fest for you!

"But I don't have time!" Great! Spend 30 seconds on the back of your exam paper, coffee-stained napkin, or meeting agenda. Bad art doesn't take time.

"But I have no ideas!" Draw a scene from your favourite fic or recreate a meme. Just make sure to do it Badly!

"Excuse me, I happen to already be a well-renowned Prongsfoot artist. Do you expect ME to draw Badly?" YES! Draw with your non-dominant hand, wear a blindfold or try your hand at clay sculpturing. I believe in you!!

The rules of the challenge are simple:

Anyone can join! Even if you've never held a pen or only have access to a stick and a puddle of mud

Any media is allowed! It doesn't have to be a drawing if you'd rather knit or stack cheerios into the shape of James's broomstick - as long as you made it and it's Bad!

Anything goes! Make your art silly, funny, wholesome, romantic, sappy, smutty or bloody - as long as it's Bad (and please apply appropriate trigger warnings)

Post your Bad Prongsfoot Art with the tag 'draw prongsfoot badly 2025' and @ this blog - then I'll be ready to smash the reblog button. No upper limit on how many submissions you can make!

Most important of all: Have fun! And remember to show some love to your fellow Bad Prongsfoot Artists

The Challenge will run from April 1-30 - I'm excited to see lots of terrible art!!

Lots of love from Maddie / @lovelymasks ❤️🦌🐕❤️

Tagging some people to get the ball rolling - please help spread the word! @diamondmeadow @sorenphelps @mycupofrum @lilacella @fiendishfyre @cassiaratheslytherpuff @jmagnabo92 @arliedraws @albi-bumblebee @lostwriter--xx3 @rosemelodyshah @roalinda @in-flvx @plecotusauritus @goldenlionprince @eastwindmlk @bullets-from-another-dimension @neverenoughmarauders @forestdeath1 @onehundredflamingos @jaylienpotter @heartofspells @strugglequill @gracelesslady23 @resident-gay-bitch @cami-chats @nyaightlight @groundzero-v @padfootastic @siriuslyasorceress

Canon sirius wins the idgf game every time omg. Bro does not care. His best friend is in love with someone? "U re not getting the girl with ur personality, James." Peter admiring James. "Peter, u will wet yourself." His other best friend is a werewolf who suffers every full moon. "Damn, I wish it was a full moon." A student starts to ask questions about their secret. "I'm just killing him, whatever."

I just know he made everyone he knows at least cry once, and it wasn’t even on purpose. He's just made like that, and he doesn't even care if u don't tolerate him.

jegulus/fanon wolfstar shippers when someone critiques their ship: um you must be allergic to fun huh. canon doesn't exist why should i care that it's not realistic. they don't even have real personalities anyway, i can say what i want. let people live it's just a ship it's not that serious! you don't belong in the fandom if you don't ship them tho, it's basically law lol. you sound homophobic rn hating on a gay ship. just go back to hp since you love jkr so much!!

these same shippers when they see prongsfoot: oh! you shouldn't be allowed to ship them actually. so...you like incest? idk guys this is taking it a bit too far.. ok but in canon they're just really close friends so idk where you got this from. i thought we all agreed on wolfstar?? this is cute but replace sirius with his brother, james clearly isn't wearing his glasses lol. this is hurting my eyes and it's low-key disgusting why would you like this??? um alright but ur joking right?? you can't actually ship this..