I LoVe DoiNg THiS WhEn YOu’Re MOcKiNg SOmeThInG

If you're a marauders fan and you bash James or Lily, you're not a true marauders fan. They are the reason for the marauders, they are it, they are everything. Remus, who? Regulus, who? Sirius, who? Mary, who? JAMES AND LILY

narlily should've been the main ship of the marauders era now that I think about it. but people hate women I guess. they are literally the two most important women of their generation and most talked about in canon. everyone eats it up with jegulus but NARLILY! you have all the dynamics there: gryffindor/slytherin, muggle family/pureblood family, poor/rich, fire/ice, day/night, idk readhaired/black hair. they have both the biggest hearts. their sacrifices for love. the determination. AND THEY ARE HOT AF

Disuse

@prongsfoot-microfic

”Oh, come on, is he completely thick?" James grumbles, a bit louder than he probably should. "You could answer that just by using logic."

They have a Transfiguration class with Slytherin, and McGonagall has asked Mulciber one of the exam questions. He's been staring into space in front of him for a minute now, continually coming up with more and more unbelievable answers. McGonagall is waiting — Mulciber promised her that if she takes him for NEWT level, he'll become the top of the class.

"His brain's just gone from disuse" says Sirius, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms. "Oi, Mulciber!" he continues in a whisper. "Would you donate your head for a Quidditch match? You're not using it anyway."

Laughter spreads from the Gryffindor side, and McGonagall turns her head towards Sirius. Mulciber is about to say something, but the professor stops him with a look:

"Mr. Mulciber, think twice before you start a quarrel."

"As a class, we've pretty much figured out he's got nothing to think with ," Sirius adds quietly, yet loud enough for everyone to hear.

From behind, a weary voice of Remus goes, "Here we go…"

"Mr. Black," the professor's eyebrow menacingly raises. "Do you consider yourself the smartest?"

"Me?" Sirius feigns surprise. "Not me. James," he nods in his direction. "And you, Professor."

James laughs, but McGonagall, apparently, is not amused by this statement.

"Sometimes I think you've reached the limits of your insolence, but you outdo yourself every time, Mr. Black."

"Actually, that's a compliment to you, Professor," James chimes in. "We even composed a song for you yesterday."

"Would you like us to sing, Professor?" Sirius picks up.

Before McGonagall can react, the boys start singing in unison:

"The best professor in the world is Professor McGonaga…"

In the next second, both are pulled out of the room by a spell, and the door slams shut loudly behind them.

"Seems she's not in the mood today," James says through laughter, as Sirius has fallen on top of him. He laughs, burying his face in James's neck, trying to muffle the loudness of his voice.

"Well," Sirius looks up at James with an intense gaze. "Since we've got some free time, what shall we do?"

"The dorm's free," replies James, with a slight smile.

"Reading my mind, Prongs."

Sorry but Sirius and Remus are the most fully-developed adult characters in HP, in my opinion, and if you think “we didn’t know anything about them” then you’re dumb, no offense.

If you need to be told what they’re like via an info dump paragraph bc you can’t deduce who they are from their dialogue and actions, then you have comprehension issues. No offense but I like…understood who they were when I was eight.

I accept wolfstarbucks only in the form where prongsfoot are smitten with each other and they're official but Remus is just given scraps and is brought into the bedroom to spice it up for James and Sirius but they don't REALLY like him it's just fun and Remus knows and is completely okay with it because it's the only way he gets romantic attention from sirius

your conscious movements have already been planned by your brain milliseconds before you decided to make them :)

they had people make random arm movements and report when exactly they decided to make them, all while recording their brain activity

i think this says some really neat stuff about how we view consciousness. esp in joint with the fact that damaging certain areas of your brain can change your personality fundamentally

don’t cut off the hardest line: “or hide in the closet”!!

james talking to sirius, and loving him unconditionally. prongsfoot for the winners. i love my babies so much. it actually HURTS.

I don't usually make an au but OHHH MY GOD marauders-star wars au i will CRY

republic of hallowed is like the empire

wizangemot, the previous senate

YKNOW YKNOW YKNOW

James, from a previously noble house of the wizangemot then turned smuggler before it fell to the republic of hallowed

Sirius, force sensitive, from a renowned family known by the colour of their robes (Black) and their lightsabers (red). Defected and on the run

Remus, smuggler even before the fall of the senate and definitely has ties with the Order (rebels), but more pressingly is trying to get out of an old deal he had made with Greyback.

Peter, (SECRETLY) force sensitive, joined their crew as a mechanic but surprisingly pretty handy with a gun !!! He is a part of the rebels before any of the others, an established secrets dealer (and we all know how that can go downhill)

Lily, one of the last remaining jedi (she's really still a padawan) and a part of the resistance, mourning her best friend who was killed following order 66, and still confused about how she could have been spared by the sith.

Severus. I mean. He turned. He was a padawan with Lily before the call from the dark side became too strong, took part in the slaughter of many of the remaining jedi, could not bring himself to kill Lily, so he lied to his master after he spared her. He still got that light side in him tho

SOO many thoughts on the house of black I could SCREAM, and just generally feeling the rush

i think we need more mean guy friend sirius. he is a bitch to all his female friends and they hit him (yes he knows we should stop no he won't go a day wo telling them they've gained weight)

I’m team kittywater, not because I ship it, but because this fandom has a habit of humanizing the most despicable male characters and villainizing the female.

Barty, the loyal follower of wizard-moustache man (of his own volition mind you; his parents were anti-voldy) who tortured fralice to insanity, bullied neville, and tried to have Harry killed is suddenly a fan-favourite who can do no wrong.

But Umbridge, the worst thing she did was be an asshole and abusive to her students (which is still extremely terrible, just not on the same level as genocide) is all of a sudden unforgivable and more hated than voldemort himself.