Women In Joseph Lorusso's Paintings

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

To clear up some confusion with TOTK’s Ganondorf, I am making this post.

Demise

Original demon king

The progentitor of the reincarnation cycle

Is not power hungry, but he lives to assert dominance over those he deems as inferior

Unable to let go of a grudge

Transforms into a muppet

Ganondorf/Ganon (Ocarina, Twilight, Wind Waker, Classic)

Second geurdo king to be called Ganondorf

DESPISES the Hylians with every bone in his body

Capable of Self-Reflection, but is still a very bad man

Acts like a completely different person in his beast state

Dies in all three timelines, but goes insane in his beast form before finally dying in the third

NEVER piss him off

Power hungry

Has the Triforce of Power

Is the King of EVIL

Possibly Calamity Ganon at some point after death

Ganondorf/Ganon (Four Swords Adventure)

Reincarnation of the original Ganondorf

Nowhere near as memorable as the original, but is still solid

Doesn’t have the Triforce of Power

Main weapon is a dark trident

Is still himself in his beast form

Also power hungry

Played Vaati like a goddamn violin

More of a Prince of Darkness than a King

Demon King Ganondorf/Calamity Ganon (Era of Prosperity/BOTW/TOTK)

A Ganondorf incarnation in the timeline that ends up officially supplants Demise as The Demon King

Somehow craves power more than his other incarnation’s 

Got sealed away, but his seething anger leaked through that seal and possibly weakened it

Turns into a DRAGON

Has no triforce, but wields a Zonai Secret Stone imbued with dark magic

Voiced by Matt Mercer

Also possible that Calamity Ganon is his malice made manifest as the seal on his power weakened

Is a force of destiny now and seems to have the curse by the reigns by making himself the New Demon King

What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.

You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to  her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all  busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself

but you killed everyone else around you too. 

I guess Ginyu would be more annoyed that their dance moves are actually better than him and he can't accept that he got bested

Also since it's a Lion king AU,

That scene still gives me chills after 20 years

Human: we bred a new pigeon varient! A pigmy pouter pigeon!

God: fucked up a perfectly good rock dove is what you did. Look at it. It has anxiety

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT. HE LOOKS FAT AND SKINNY AT THE SAME TIME. HE IS A SEMI-INFLATED BALLON. HOW ARE YOU REAL, WHY ARE YOU REAL.

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booooys

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.