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This is so Steve Rogers core
Reminder to self:
Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.
Costume. Chitons.
I THINK WHERE I COME FROM IS LEAVING, a 13-page hxh fancomic i made for @zine--garden. (thank you so much for having me T__T everyone keep an eye out for aftersales!)
I don't remember if I ever shared this here but I made a mod that turns the obelisks into cute trees in Stardew. I updated it last week so they change with the seasons now :)
It's on Nexus Mods here
Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
wandering dream
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To clear up some confusion with TOTK’s Ganondorf, I am making this post.
Demise
Original demon king
The progentitor of the reincarnation cycle
Is not power hungry, but he lives to assert dominance over those he deems as inferior
Unable to let go of a grudge
Transforms into a muppet
Ganondorf/Ganon (Ocarina, Twilight, Wind Waker, Classic)
Second geurdo king to be called Ganondorf
DESPISES the Hylians with every bone in his body
Capable of Self-Reflection, but is still a very bad man
Acts like a completely different person in his beast state
Dies in all three timelines, but goes insane in his beast form before finally dying in the third
NEVER piss him off
Power hungry
Has the Triforce of Power
Is the King of EVIL
Possibly Calamity Ganon at some point after death
Ganondorf/Ganon (Four Swords Adventure)
Reincarnation of the original Ganondorf
Nowhere near as memorable as the original, but is still solid
Doesn’t have the Triforce of Power
Main weapon is a dark trident
Is still himself in his beast form
Also power hungry
Played Vaati like a goddamn violin
More of a Prince of Darkness than a King
Demon King Ganondorf/Calamity Ganon (Era of Prosperity/BOTW/TOTK)
A Ganondorf incarnation in the timeline that ends up officially supplants Demise as The Demon King
Somehow craves power more than his other incarnation’s
Got sealed away, but his seething anger leaked through that seal and possibly weakened it
Turns into a DRAGON
Has no triforce, but wields a Zonai Secret Stone imbued with dark magic
Voiced by Matt Mercer
Also possible that Calamity Ganon is his malice made manifest as the seal on his power weakened
Is a force of destiny now and seems to have the curse by the reigns by making himself the New Demon King
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I hatched a Psyduck with perfect IV today and named it Mob due to their resemblence! I guess you could call it..
Mob Psyduck 100
when mob joined the body-building club, it felt like his presence there was gonna be a punchline, but the benevolent muscle men took him in with open (burly) arms. they’ve never made fun of him nor bullied him nor teased him for being so physically weak… they’ve always treated him as an equal and looked out for him and protected him and cheer him on as he grows… they don’t even pick on the nerds in their equipment classroom. thank you, benevolent muscle men. thank you for your kindness, patience, and sportsmanship.
Human: we bred a new pigeon varient! A pigmy pouter pigeon!
God: fucked up a perfectly good rock dove is what you did. Look at it. It has anxiety
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT. HE LOOKS FAT AND SKINNY AT THE SAME TIME. HE IS A SEMI-INFLATED BALLON. HOW ARE YOU REAL, WHY ARE YOU REAL.
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Ekekek battle. (via ekekekkekkek)
Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.
I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.
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New emotes c: Blorbos brain rot edition + 2 sleepy mojis!
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