Garden Claws! Very Useful Both For Digging And For Black Panther Impressions!

Ekekek battle. (via ekekekkekkek)

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

To clear up some confusion with TOTK’s Ganondorf, I am making this post.

Demise

Original demon king

The progentitor of the reincarnation cycle

Is not power hungry, but he lives to assert dominance over those he deems as inferior

Unable to let go of a grudge

Transforms into a muppet

Ganondorf/Ganon (Ocarina, Twilight, Wind Waker, Classic)

Second geurdo king to be called Ganondorf

DESPISES the Hylians with every bone in his body

Capable of Self-Reflection, but is still a very bad man

Acts like a completely different person in his beast state

Dies in all three timelines, but goes insane in his beast form before finally dying in the third

NEVER piss him off

Power hungry

Has the Triforce of Power

Is the King of EVIL

Possibly Calamity Ganon at some point after death

Ganondorf/Ganon (Four Swords Adventure)

Reincarnation of the original Ganondorf

Nowhere near as memorable as the original, but is still solid

Doesn’t have the Triforce of Power

Main weapon is a dark trident

Is still himself in his beast form

Also power hungry

Played Vaati like a goddamn violin

More of a Prince of Darkness than a King

Demon King Ganondorf/Calamity Ganon (Era of Prosperity/BOTW/TOTK)

A Ganondorf incarnation in the timeline that ends up officially supplants Demise as The Demon King

Somehow craves power more than his other incarnation’s 

Got sealed away, but his seething anger leaked through that seal and possibly weakened it

Turns into a DRAGON

Has no triforce, but wields a Zonai Secret Stone imbued with dark magic

Voiced by Matt Mercer

Also possible that Calamity Ganon is his malice made manifest as the seal on his power weakened

Is a force of destiny now and seems to have the curse by the reigns by making himself the New Demon King

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I don't remember if I ever shared this here but I made a mod that turns the obelisks into cute trees in Stardew. I updated it last week so they change with the seasons now :)

It's on Nexus Mods here

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