MOO SAYS THE DUCK THAT FLIES LIKE A HOT POCKET🐢

I hate asking for help, but I need help with college

Specifically I need help to afford my college math textbook. It’s about $200 and is required. I don’t just mean the whole “required” book that teachers say but never open. I mean it is literally required for me to even access the class since it requires an access code and without it I can’t physically access my class.

Alright so why do I need help? $200 isn’t even that much, right? Well it depends. I’m struggling since I didn’t get a FASFA and my only financial aid I could use was from my Millennium scholarship which paid $500 from my tuition. This isn’t the only textbook I need, but thanks to my grandparents help I can afford renting the other two books and afford my access code for Cengage only class. 

Well why don’t I ask my mom for help? I did. And she said no. Actually she didn’t just say no. She said that I’m 19 and I’m an adult and I can figure it out because she’s supported me for 19 years. Ya see she’s found a guy and has feelings for him, and for anyone who knows what happened the last time she had a guy in her life (his name was Tom and he was emotionally, verbally, and occasionally physically abusive towards me) she’s doing the same thing again. She’s putting this new guy, Greg, over her children. And I’m not just over reacting. I mean she kicks me out of the living room while watching some crime show because she wants to listen to music while waiting for his phone call. 

Okay, but what’s that gotta do with this? She decided that she’s going to go on a trip with Greg to California this weekend. Now Greg can’t pay for much of the trip because he lives with his sister at home since he’s finishing up his chemotherapy (good news is he’s in remission!). So when I asked my mom to help (she didn’t even let me ask for half) she immediately shut me down. Saying she’s supported me my whole life and that now I’m an adult and I can figure it out. And that really really hurt. Because she didn’t even let me properly ask and she is paying for this weekend trip from her own pocket. And she’s leaving me out to dry. 

I get paid weekly, but I have minor bills I have to pay from it. My work hours have also been terrible because of the scheduling at my job. Each week I only make about $100-150 . I physically can’t afford my school book. Using all the money I have, I’m already into the negatives from the cost of supplies. That isn’t even mentioning that I have no car and have to uber to and from work. I can’t afford to even travel to my job. 

I hate asking for help because due to my childhood I feel like I don’t deserve it. But I don’t know what else to do. So if anyone can spare some change and send it to my paypal, I’ll be forever grateful. If you can’t help monetarily, please spread this so maybe somebody else can donate.

My paypal is: paypal.me/blueiguanaart

Thank you so much. I can’t express how much it truly means to me for any help at all

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Okay y'all I have major writers block so drop me a promt or even just a word and the characters you'd like to be in it. Ships or not. 🙃

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Go Steve go

This is Steve.

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Please help him take over the world. He will make it better.

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Are you okay?

I get asked this a lot. The answer, truthfully, I'm not sure I can give. I'm trying to be okay, so I don't burden others with my issues but I'm only suffering more by lying to people. I hide behind a smile because it is easy. If I push it down and bottle it up. I am ordinary, not really going anywhere in life. All of my dreams have been crushed. My best friend is getting my dream job and I cannot join her because I medically cannot. I mean her no hate. If anything, I'm proud of her and will support her until my dying breath. But I was still a punch to the gut. I am about to go into Dept because of student loans. I lie to the faces of the people I love most in the world because I can't be stronger. Everyone has their own problems to deal with and I don't want to add to them. I am trying to better myself. For them. Because they deserve the best. But I'm not sure that's me. So I have to be better. There's a girl I know. She's beautiful. She's smart. She's a great person. There's a girl I know. She's prettier than me. She's smarter than me. She's a better person than I am

There's a girl I know

She has it all figured out. I wish I could have her confidence. I wish I was her. I am jealous of this girl. Why am I not her? Why /can't/ I be her? There's a girl I know. I love her so.....

I wish she was me. I wish I was her 

Am I okay? No. Maybe one day I will be. But that day is not today. I am working on it. I will make you proud of me. I swear it to you. It may take a lifetime, but it will happen.

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A memoir by Spencer Reid

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

HEY BANANA BITCH, YOU FUCKING COWARD. SQUARE UP

Your “boyfriend” Isn’t actually a boy? Uhm. Why are you dating a Tranny? - 🍌

bold if you to assume im not a tranny. cause guess what?? i a m one. it doesn’t make me any less of a boy. it doesn’t make him any less of a boy. he is a boy. he identifies as a boy. and so do i. so would you please, very kindly shut the fuck up. that tiny little banana emoji happens to be bigger than your dick. pity.

Cha Cha Slide

Cupid Shuffle

Friends in low places

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun