Don't Deny It Guys

Me n bro making fun of someone 2 feet away with our eyes

@prettyboyschmidt

Currently walking home covered in blood and dressed as John Egbert. Happy 4/13

Already off on the wrong foot the stupid bagels burnt me and then just to add insult to injury they both broke in half when I was cheesing them

New hobby spinning around really fast and running across the street without looking

On my way from my 4th class to an assembly I spilled my energy drink in my eye and cried and had to flush it out with water in the hallway

I need to see this cast list I'm going to shit myself in anticipation

Will never forgive myself for watching banana fish because I thought it was a cute show that'd cheer me up during a depressive episode

50 day streak on Duolingo yall can suck my dick and balls 🔥

Imagine you're at a party and someone pulls out a bag of coke and you go to do a line and it's actually itching powder. What would you even do at that point

Me to the Olive Garden waiter before they grate the cheese on my pasta