Me n bro making fun of someone 2 feet away with our eyes
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Fucking Meenah
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I think Cronus may love frogs
Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger
Me trying to explode my history teacher with my mind
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On my way from my 4th class to an assembly I spilled my energy drink in my eye and cried and had to flush it out with water in the hallway
Me in the scene shop waiting for my fellow cast members to throw a couch at me
a redraw I can't in good conscience show the og cause of how uggo it is-
My sister had me look for her heat protectant spray and I opened a drawer and found a spray bottle labeled 'sex toy cleaner' dawg I'm CRYING WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER I AM CERTAIN THAT SPRAY IS NOT ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT
Me to the Olive Garden waiter before they grate the cheese on my pasta
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