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Two-headed tortoise Janus turns 25!

Janus, who also has two hearts, two pairs of lungs and two distinct personalities, would not have survived long in the wild as he cannot retract his heads into his shell to seek shelter from predators. But at the Geneva Natural History Museum, where he hatched in 1997, Bourgoin and her team of carers - who believe he is the world’s oldest bicephalic tortoise - can cater for his every need!

He is under constant surveillance in case he flips over, which could be fatal, and survived a bladder stone operation in 2020. His heads need periodic treatment with vaseline to stop them getting sore when they rub together.

His two personalities also generate different moods and tastes that can occasionally lead to conflict, for example over which direction to walk. “The right head is more curious, more awake, it has a much stronger personality. The left head is more passive and loves to eat,” Bourgoin said, adding that one head was partial to endives and the other to carrots.

CHIPPER'S LMK MONKEY OC GENERATOR

Or a regular oc generator if you're not into Lego Monkie Kid and still want to participate :D

I've gotten together a whole bunch of generators that altogether can form a intriguing characters and i'm curious to see what people get!

1: What is their color scheme? Heed the website's warnings if you are sensitive to flashing colors. You can take the first palette it gives you or randomize it one more time.

2: What is their profession? Pick from any era and take the first one it gives you.

3: How bad was their past? Roll a d100. The lower the number the worse it was. This has no impact on their evil or goodness, just how troubled/well off they were in life. No rerolling.

4: How are they now currently? Roll a d100. Same as above.

5: What is their favorite food? Pick one from the five randomized foods you get.

6: What is their biggest regret? Pick one from the three randomized prompts. You can regenerate your prompts once.

7: What is their strongest motivator? Pick one from the three randomized prompts. You can regenerate your prompts once.

Please share with me in the reblogs or replies if you end up with a new fun little guy!

IT IS TIME

throwing my gabi into the fray. the cooler o'hara

ok this might sound like a dumb request but i thought it would be funny so reader is married to bakugou and you go to his agency and the new receptionist is mean to you and bakugou goes up to the receptionist and they are like “what a bitch” and bakugou just goes “that was my wife”

pairing: pro hero!bakugou katsuki x female!reader

author’s note: give me pro hero bakugou or give me death. lolol. thank you for the request! it wasn’t dumb at all, i found it hilarious and fun to write. ^-^ plus, PRO HERO BAKUGOU. what more can one need? xx sofia

[coming up next: secretary/manager!reader request bc that trope owns me]

“Don’t tell me that idiot forgot his lunch again…”

Grumbling under your breath, you sighed as you spotted his red bento box sitting in the refrigerator. It was right next to his favorite water bottle with a sticky note in your handwriting that read, ‘DON’T FORGET YOUR LUNCH, BAKA xoxo’.

And yet, there it was. Neglected in the fridge.

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owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭