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Warnings: Fem Reader, not SFW themes, unhealthy relationships, yandere themes, past dubcon, alcohol mention, dark humor, Scaramouche being himself, itâs mentioned in passing that darling stabbed some poor sod while đââïžđââïž-ing away.Â
In which darling is intimate with the genshin boys, only to be in for a rude awakening the next morning.Â
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I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~
I suddenly understand how Miguel fans feel đ„”
Hiii! Congrats on getting 100 followers! Your writing is so good, I enjoyed every one of them. â€ïžâ€ïž If itâs not against the rules, can I request a short story with lots of fluff in which Malleus finds out that the reader is his soulmate please!
| Notes: Hi, anon! Nope, itâs all okay! I do mostly hcs bc itâs easy but a short story from time to time is also good. So, for the soulmate plot, I got the idea of creating this whole folklore about some soulmates connecting because of a special song only they know (and youâll have to pretend here that Disney didnât created âOnce Upon a Dreamâ in 1959 lol The first part is the classic one and the second is based on Celestial Bunnyâs translation of the Japanese 2Âș paragraph ver (from that one Malleus video everybody watched, link in the special notes). But the very last part is a little adaptation I made. It might seem rushed in some parts bc I actually lost the original by accident and had to rewrite it again but I tried my best to do something really sweet and funny in some parts. Hope you like it! Thanks for the request <3 |
Malleus Draconia x gender neutral reader / soulmates / song connection / scenario / fluff / 2520 words / use of âyouâ pronouns
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Malleus was excited that afternoon to meet you at the Ramshackle. He was humming to himself while walking, not singing the lyrics but producing a serene, good measured melody. For all the long centuries of his existence, this particular song has always been present within him in some way.Â
Malleus wondered if he himself created the melody and lyrics alone because he had never heard anything like it anywhere else.
It was almost always in the back of his mind, like a protective spell. Malleus hummed it wistfully when he was feeling down and more serene when he was happy. And talking to you always made him happy â in a special, inexplicable way.
He had felt this way since he first met you in the middle of the night among the ruins of that poor dormitory forgotten by Crowley and the world, with the exception of Malleus and the ghosts. From the first glance, something in his heart felt different. More complete. There weren't enough words to describe that feeling.
It was as if he spent his whole life without his horns, essential parts of his nature. However, upon your arrival, he would have felt the horns finally crown his head.Â
But it was still a very weak metaphor for his feelings. Perhaps, it should be said that it was like realizing that he was missing something that he didn't even know he had missed. Complicated, yes, but a little more truthful and similar.Â
Not that this was the time to think about those things.Â
You had promised to walk with Malleus that night to see one of the school towers that had ancient gargoyles reminiscent of guardians from the Valley of Thorns. He was super excited to show you this and you were very interested in finding out more about the history of that world â and spending more time with Malleus, of course.
Not that he realized that last part. Malleus could see that you, unlike the others, didnât run away from him and enjoyed his company in a very special way, but he wasnât sure of the depth of your feelings. Which made him strangely sad.Â
Even though Malleus said to himself that he would be satisfied if you were just friends, he felt a painful twinge every time he said that. It hurted like being pricked by a needle. Small and treacherous poisoned needle of a light lie, leading him into a fatal delusion. A heavy sleep of fleeting dreams.
âI know you, I walked with you once in a dream...!â
Malleus stopped at the door of the Ramshackle, not having noticed that he had walked so automatically down the stone staircase, lost in thought. Your sweet voice awakened him.Â
âI know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam!â
But it wasn't just for your melodious voice and yes, for the lyrics you sang. A song that Malleus knew so well, the very one he had been humming before he arrived. The question was: why did you know the song he created?
âAnd I know, it's true that visions are seldom all they seem, but if I know you...!â
âI know what youâll do... you will love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.â
You got scared, letting the broom with whom you danced fall from your hands. While you sang your verse, the door had been quietly opened and Malleus entered uninvited â though he liked to be received by you, his kind and hospitable friend.Â
But, finally, he finished the song that was accompanying your cleaning of the room.
Malleus's voice was deep and strong, having turned the cheerful melody into something more sober and serious, almost mirroring his expression at that moment. You didn't know why Malleus was staring at you steadily, as if seeking in you the solution of a mystery.Â
Although it was you who should face him like that because he was the one who sang a song that only you knew! Many thoughts agitated your mind, so many that you ended up shaking your head to pull yourself together and pick up the poor broom again.Â
âYou know that song, Tsunotaro?,â you asked, feeling strange. You tried to smile to ease the tension.
âI've known it for as long as I can remember. Every verse, every note,â Malleus went from serious to apprehensive, starting to walk across the wooden floor that was clean of any dust and cobwebs that had fallen from the ceiling. âHow do you know it, child of Man?â
âI don't know... I have also known how to sing it since I was a child. Although I never really heard it anywhere.â
You took another fright when Malleus suddenly approached you, looking directly into your eyes. You might not have the same hesitation as other people about him, but in a way, you didn't blame them for feeling disturbed by Malleusâ intimidating presence. Even more so when he squeezed his eyelids, considering what to do at that moment while watching you.
âWe have no choice. We need to search for Lilia.â
âW-weren't we going to see gargoyles?,â you tried to remind him of the original appointment. âWhat's wrong with us knowing the same song? It's just a coincidence, Tsunotaro. Don't need to be so stressed about it.â
Malleus stopped for a moment to laugh softly, which was a relief because his heart was beating fast like a thunderstorm. In fact, you even heard the faint noise of rain suddenly falling outside. That's what got you worried.Â
Malleusâs mood always had strange effects on the weather and days before, he had just helped fix the roof leaks. You thought he was angry, which would make the rain heavier and bring your poor house down. But you were worried for nothing â Malleus didnât realize that he had given you the wrong impression.
He was happy. Partly. It would only depend on you to make his joy last longer. Malleus was really feeling stunned by those emotions. What you thought had been anger and indignation were, in fact, agitation and confusion. He himself didnât know what to express at that moment.
But when he held out his hand to you â which you accepted promptly, without hesitation â Malleus just said:
âThere are no coincidencesâŠâ
For the first time, Malleus said your name.
And so, with a slight swirl of his hand, green fireflies appeared around you and suddenly, you two were no longer there. Grim woke up from his sleep on the couch, only seeing a light green magic in the place where you previously stood facing Malleus. But he just shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep peacefully.
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Lilia didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the situation. He must have expected something strange when a gentle thunder strike announced Malleusâs arrival in Diasomnia, bringing you by the hand â and your expression as someone who never magically teleported was priceless. But you seemed anxious about something.
Or Malleus was anxious and you were just being infected by that feeling. What happened was that Malleus snatched Lilia from the kitchen â to everybodyâs general joy â and led him to his room, where they could talk alone on that important topic.
Once the situation was explained, you didn't have much else to do other than wait for that old fairy to pour a little wisdom and hope into that strange coincidence. But yet Lilia wanted to have a little fun.
âI don't know if I understood it very well. Can you sing that song for me?,â he asked, giving a pointy smile.
You could feel Malleus inflame his nostrils next to you, a bit of smoke escaping. He must have sensed that his mentor wasn't taking any of that seriously. And you just wanted someone to explain what was the big deal in all of that.Â
Yes, it was strange just the two of you knowing an oddly specific song word for word but, you had seen strange and absurd enough things to be alarmed by something like that.Â
âDo you want it from the beginning?,â you asked.
âOh, does it have a second chorus?â
âYes,â you both answered at the same time, looking at each other shortly after.
Lilia stifled a laugh with his hand.
âPlease... lovebirds.â
Those words made your heart miss a beat. You stared at Lilia and his smirk, not knowing how to react. All this time you tried to take your feelings calmly and subtly, living each day with Malleus as if in a fairytale slowly turning page by page.
But, apparently, you werenât as subtle as you imagined. Malleus also seemed to give Lilia a look, censoring him. Then you took a deep breath, pulling yourselves together. Malleus sang first and out of pure habit, you moved your lips accompanying the verses engraved so firmly in your memory:
âIn your transparent eyes, I became my âtrue selfâ after we met,â you immediately continued and Malleus recognized your words. âIf I love with a free heart, the pain also disappears...â
You turned to each other, more amazed by the way the melody didnât change and your hearts led you to sing the same thing.
âI must become strong to protect... youâŠ! My precious dream.â
âLike once upon a dream,â you said without taking your eyes off Malleus.
Was it all real? Was it happening right before your eyes? You breathed some air to ask Malleus a question, but Lilia interrupted you.
âHow beautiful are soulmates! An old acquaintance told me about it a long time ago but I never thought I would live long enough to witness it with my own eyes,â he got up from his chair, floating around the two of you.
âS-soulmates?,â you repeated, surprise.
âNever heard of it, little human?â
âOh, we have something like that in our world, but it's just to say that two people seem âperfectâ for each otherâŠâ
âWell, here it is something much more complex! Malleus, you didn't explain anything to your friend?,â Lilia inquired with another wide grin.
Malleus moved away from you, suddenly losing all his excitement. Worried about him, you followed him to the second window of the room that was right next to a dragon made of stone. The sky was dark, laden with gray rain clouds that grew stronger as the painful minutes passed by.
You gently touched Malleusâs shoulder, which made his gaze pass from the melancholy world outside back to you.Â
âI feel like you want to tell me something,â you said, having sounded as docile as possible to make him open up comfortably. âIs it... about this soulmate-thing?â
â If I tell you... you will cease to be my friend and will turn away from me, disgusted with your cruel fate. This curse that fell on you without you even knowing.â
âI'm not leaving, Malleus. I promise.â
You held his hand, your gaze resolute and determined. Malleus was surprised, it was the first time you called him by name. If only you wanted to call him that for the rest of your lives. Even if you pass away someday, Malleus would echo your words in his mind as if spoken for the first time.
Could he dream about it? Maybe he shouldn't. You deserved so much more than the future of stones and thorns he could offer.
âIn truth, I really owe you an explanation,â Malleus sighed. Thunder sounded in the distance, but your eyes didn't leave him. âThe myth of soulmates was once very famous a millennium ago but, over the centuries, its fame has been diminishing and today many cultures understand it differently or no longer recognize it at all. In the Valley of Thorns, the ancient tale says that two souls are linked by a song. A song that only they know and have never told anyone.â
âWhere have I seen this before?,â Lilia playfully muttered.
âThese two people can sing either way, but the lyrics will remain the same. If they create more stanzas, nothing will change. In a mystical way, the other soul will have that same inspiration. In some versions of the most popular fairytale in the valley of the fairies, a princess found her prince with a song they knew together.â
You didnât interrupt Malleus at any time, listening to him attentively and respectfully. Nothing could take away your focus at that moment.Â
âWhich means: we're both soulmates,â Malleus finished.
âYou say it like it's something badâŠâ
It was a loud thought you ended up saying, catching Malleusâs attention immediately. He stared at you, confused.
âBut it's not...? For you? What would make you happy to be stuck from the eternity of time to someone like me?,â he asked.
âJust talk to him,â Lilia said, more serious now while softly massaging your shoulders. âI'll leave you two alone.â
And so, Lilia disappeared. You had no choice but to face Malleus and confess your feelings, especially when it was obvious that he had no hope that you would love him back. Which wasn't true.
âMalleus, finding out that you are my soulmate does make me happy,â you said, getting a surprised look from him. âIf there is anyone in this vast world who would leave me jumping with joy that we are connected forever... it would be you. Always you. I love you, Malleus, and there are no powerful forces in this world that can tear us apart.â
âIt takes a lot of courage to say that... my love,â Malleus couldn't help but smile, holding your face gently. âEven though the future is treacherous, I am happy to know that I have you by my side. I think now I understand what I felt I was missing all this time.â
âI know how you feel. I also know that I may not be able to do anything fantastic, but I hope my simplicity is enough.â
âIt is, dear. Always was.â
You smiled, tilting your head to feel Malleusâs hand on the side of your face. His skin was cold but strangely comforting. Perhaps because it is the most concrete version of any dream you have dreamed of you being together.Â
The song you shared has always been there in your mind, a unique melody like Malleusâs love. And now, you could sing it together. It was a feeling of joy beyond all comprehension.
âIs something going on?â
âTHE YOUNG MASTER IS TRAPPED WITH THAT HUMAN!,â Sebek's voice echoed behind the door, scaring both of you.
âThey just proposed to each other, Silver... and I would very much like them to finally give a kiss of true love!,â Lilia emphasized the last sentence, trying to feign subtlety.
âLike in fairy talesâŠâÂ
Silverâs calm comment made you laugh. You just couldnât help it. You looked at Malleus and he smiled too, a little embarrassed and anxious. He would pick on those three for interrupting your private moment â unless you could improve his mood with that expected sweet, wonderful kiss that only soulmates can exchange.Â
For the first time, Malleus forgot about the gargoyles he wanted to show you that night.
| Special Notes: Malleus as that one video âmale coverâ of Once Upon a Dream from the Maleficent movie, jap version. |
comic layout of the animation here
#girldad
I recently learned that Miles has a baby sister named Billie in the comics đ„č
synopsis: sometimes it matters that you are his wife. PART 2
pairings: Capitano, Kaveh, Tighnari, Zhongli x fem!reader (separately)
tw: fluff, established relationship, hurt/comfort; hybrids, unwelcomed courting, kind of female objectification (all in Tighnari's part)
word count: 6.9k+ words
a/n: part 1 can be read here!
Fast elegant fingers of a pianist run across the keys of black and white and the violins in the hands of other musicians are there to serve together with the chorus of beautiful voices, selected by Lady Columbina personally. The music infiltrates the souls of the nobles present, filling them with the sense of grandeur and glory, touching even their harsh unfeeling hearts.
The atmosphere of the gathering is gratifying, wouldâve even been endearing if not for the stately figures of the Harbingers standing on both sides of the throne, where the Tsaritsa would've been seated had she not decided to refrain from attending it altogether. She has more important matters to take care of, and nine of her most loyal servants can definitely fill in her place on that yearly event.
Sure, this year it is more important since the two Harbingers are missing and the seats stay vacant - it's been the talk of the nation. Who is going to be nominated? Can it be influenced? Will they claim the names today?
Is the mysterious Commander, whose arrival became the topic of multiple speculations, be the one? A fierce warrior many heard of, but almost none saw face to face. The man was believed to be as powerful as the 11th Harbinger or maybe even the 10th! Having an army and an establishment of his own on the farthest line of the Snezhnayan border, he still is under the command of Lord Capitano, which makes it even harder to fish any more information than what is already known to the public.
"I only heard about him. He and his troops are protecting our borders from the monster's invasion in the North."
"Ew, who would've wanted to live in the North! It's much harsher than all the Snezhnaya."
"Shush, the Commander is wealthy and respectful, you can bear some cold."
"What do you imply?"
"The Commander is unmarried, there is no way he isn't, not with a life like this. But it can always be changed, and the woman he takes as wife would be one of the luckiest ones!"
"You are right⊠Maybe he is actually handsome. Maybe he'd be even willing to buy a whole mansion for his promised one and not take her with him to that awful place. MaybeâŠ"
Maybe, maybe, maybe. It travels through the crowds like a storm in its wake, eventually reaching the Harbingers, who, for the first time after appearing and greeting the already arrived, stop resembling the statues. Eyes shift among the people and each other; some gazes hold interest, some - annoyance. Only Pantalone has an ever present smile on his face, fingers clasped in front of him and sapphire rings sparkle in the ballroom light.
"Looks like Capitano's estimated soldier caught everyone's attention. My, my, how curious and nosy the people can beâŠ"
"I understand the curiosity though," admits Childe, arms crossed to prevent laying even a finger on his blade, that is resting on his hip. "This person sounds like an interesting specimen⊠I've heard of his talents in both strategy and tactics, and it seems like his strength is a legend. I'd love to spar with him."
"Oh you, thinking only about fights, young man," Pulcinella disapprovingly shakes his head and raises his cane to point in the gingerhead's direction. "I highly doubt our guest will have time to spare, considering the period of time concerning the stay that was mentioned in the letter we received."
"And I believe the majority of that time would be spent with Il Capitano, isn't it right?" Columbina's soft voice must be drowning in the music, but everyone hears her loud and clear.
"..." The Harbinger stays silent and nothing can be read from his body language since he is the only one remaining still in his place, his huge looming figure resembling one of the full-set armor nobles like putting in their halls as a part of interior. Except this one isn't empty.
"So much potential to become my test subject, to be perfected... Yet lost to the lands of Northern regions," Dottore huffs in disappointment, his sharp teeth peaking when he clicks his tongue. "Say, Pierro, can't things be rearranged? I'd happily have our dear border protector as my underling."
The silence between the nine suddenly becomes thick. There is something indescribably tense in the air and only Childe can't understand why some of his colleagues seem to be more interested in how the Captain would react and not the 1st of the Harbingers..
"You know why this can't be rearranged, Dottore," the stare of an icy blue eye would pin everyone to the ground, destroying their will and order to obey, though doing little to scare the Doctor. "And it was favored by the Tsaritsa herself."
The finality of the short statement makes the scientist back down from the proposition he's been bringing up every time the topic touches the Commander, yet ending up the same way as always - with an ultimate rejection.
Three heavy thuds make everyone in the room fall silent. Many heads turn to look at the ceremonial staff hitting the floor the last time and staying still in the hand of a tall, thoroughly dressed man.
"The protector of the Northern border, the glorified and esteemed warrior of Her Majesty Tsaritsa, The Commander has arrived," the master's of ceremonies voice carries like a thunderclap, cutting off the quite leisurely music the orchestra was playing for the dances and entertainment.
The rustle of note sheets is fleeting and not a moment later the musicians straighten in their seats, taking a deep breath. Trumpets boom in a spacious room and make nobles shiver in surprise, some especially susceptible women even lean on their partners for support. The choir and the violins join the triumphant song the brass instruments sing, signaling that the time has come.
Everyone holds their breath as the tall heavy doors leading to the ballroom are being pulled open. Everyone has their gaze glued to a slowly growing gap. Everyone keeps their eyes wide open, afraid that even one blink can cost them missing the legendary sight.
Everyone gasps.
The tall figure enters, posture straight and shoulders squared, confidence evident in every step. Black satin clothes are adorned with golden chains and intricate patterns. The white military coat stayed resting on the shoulders - showing off the position, the closeness to the Harbingers. And then there is the face - a scar crossing the left brow, calm bored eyes, not sparing anyone a glance, which do not fit the other female features of your face.
Yes, the Commander happens to be a woman.
Stopping by the steps leading to the throne, you bow - not kneel, bow, - holding your open palm by the heart and respectfully closing your eyes. Music stops.
âGreetings, my lords. Let Tsaritsa bless you and your mission.â
âLet Tsaritsa bless you and your service to her,â Pierro says, raising his hand. âLift your head,â which you do, looking him right in the eyes, yet still holding your hand by the chest. âThere is time for duties and there is time for entertainment. And tonight, given your rare visits to the capital, I suggest you enjoy the latter.â
âMuch obliged, Lord Pierro.â
And with a wave of the older manâs hand, the orchestra starts a new composition, waking up the ones who were in a daze, reminding others they are here for drama.
And the first one to take action is the 11th Harbinger.
âCommander, Sir- I mean, Lady?â The gingerhead is the closest to you out of all his colleagues, having only to descend a few steps to be on your level. âIâve heard a lot about you, many admirable things. How do you look at sparring?â
âRight in the middle of a ballroom? Quite positively, young man,â your lips twist in a half-smirk, baring a sharp pearly canine. âBut I believe the nobles have already had enough shock to take and rumors to create. Maybe another time. Havenât seen you before though. Are you new?â
âTartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger, Lady Commander.â
âMaâam would be enough,â you click your tongue, glancing behind and noticing how slowly, but surely some of the aristocrats are inching towards you, clearly interested in conversation, Well, you are not. âOn second thought, starting a duel right now and here doesnât sound like a bad ideaâŠâ
âIâve always known you are quite insane,â Arlechino butts her way in the conversation, giving you only a small nod as a greeting. You simply glance at her.
âFor years Iâve been hearing of my insanity, think of something new,â
âHow about, âthe one who knows no limitsâ?â Pantaloneâs smile is as dazzling as itâs fake and sometimes your hands are itching to strangle the man. Maybe even go all the way out and bite his head off. Literally.
âThe only ones who know no limits are the wind and the stupidity. Iâm neither. Who I am though,â your gaze travels higher, to the steps closest to the Tsaritsaâs throne, to there Pierro and the first three Harbingers are standing, âis a wife. And Iâd like to have a dance with my husband.â
Not many heard your words, but the ones who did, gasp loudly, staring at you with wide eyes. Which get even wider when Il Capitano, a seemingly motionless statue before, turns in his place and, without a pause, steadily descends to you. Now, as you are standing so closely it becomes evident how obviously your outfits match. The chains, the patterns, even the precious stones - everything. Perhaps it is terrifyingly cute. Perhaps it's cutely terrifying.
âHusband,â your smile again, offering him your hand, which he immediately envelopes in his big clawed one.
âWife,â is the first word the big figure rumbles for the evening, the void of its helmet staring at you. And thatâs all you speak to each other, hearing the beginning of another melody and turning to join the dancing pairs.
â...What was that?â Childe voices whatâs been plaguing the minds of the attendees. âFirst the Commander appears to be a woman, and now she is married to the Lord Il Capitano?â He glances at Pulcinella, who joins his side and decides to watch the pair that caused a commotion have their fun. âDo they not use their names?â
âThey find no sense in them,â the Rooster answers just the last question. âAnd,â he lowers his voice and the ginger has to bend down to hear the next words, âI didnât tell you that, but the Captain really loves calling her his wife. So be quite cautious while seeking a fight with her. You might end up impaled. By either of them.â
With a soft smile you watch a group of children merrily leaving their classroom, interrupting each other in attempts to tell everyone how exciting the lesson was. They do not forget to grin and wave at you, passing by, and you return the sentiment, contently observing their happy faces and sparkly eyes.
Every time this happens, a strange sense of fulfillment overtakes you - supporting and sponsoring Kaveh was one of the best decisions youâve ever made. The greatest architect of nowadays is offering his guidance to the young generation, teaching them everything about beauty and practicality, helping them to develop their own creative vision, and at the same time boosting the confidence of kids of all ages. And you couldnât be prouder of him.
Him, who meticulously prepares for every single lesson. Him, who is oh-so-gentle with his words and precise in his speech. Him, who teaches both Sumeru citizens and people coming from abroad. Him, who is as passionate about it, as he is about his designing job, telling you every single detail of how the lessons went on your way home or over the dinner. Him, who is happy and who makes you happy too with that fact alone.
When the last kid leaves, marking the ending of the final class for today, you glance at the clock. Now Mister Meticulousness will need half an hour to tidy up the classroom and put all the tools away. Tomorrow is free from classes at his (he always corrects your as in the both of you) school, so you can collect your stuff as well - after all, being the manager of this establishment and Kaveh specifically requires your presence. You can be strict and unyielding whenever he canât and this partnership proves to be successful every day.
Just as you are writing down some financial staff, there is a soft knock on the doorframe. Immediately lifting your eyes you hum, observing a very good-looking woman and a boy, shyly holding onto her hand.
âHello, how can I help you?â With a quill laid on top of your accounting book, you stand and round the table, offering the two to step closer.
âAh, hello, missâŠâ eyes with long, pretty lashes flit to the name tag attached to your clothes, â...Y/n. This is master Kavehâs artistic school, am I correct?â
âYes, you are. Are you here to sign your boy up for a class?â You offer her son a sweet smile and he answers you with a small lift of his lips.
âMhm. You see, he is a big fan of master Kaveh and his works - can study the pictures of his designs taken by Kamera day and night.â
At that, the boy lowers his gaze and blushes a little, digging a hole in the ground with the tip of his shoe.
âOh, really?â A gasp that escapes your chest is one of excitement. âThatâs marvelous! I am sure your hopefully soon-to-be-teacher will be very interested in hearing your opinion of his works, young connoisseur,â he giggles, lifting his eyes at you again, and there you see undisguised delight. âOh, but my bad, I didnât ask your namesâŠâ
The womanâs lips bare two rows of perfectly white teeth as she smiles at you, introducing herself and her son.
âWe are from Fontaine actually. But my parents wanted to spend some indefinite period of time in Sumeru for their health and we decided to join them. So while we are here, I thought Iâd make my sonâs dream come true.â
âThatâs so nice of you,â you canât help but admire her a little for that. âI can tell you first a little about our school, youâll ask all the questions you need to, and then Iâll show you around. Kaveh should be done with cleaning by then, so thereâs a big chance youâll even talk to him personally.â
âReally!?â Thatâs the first time throughout your entire interaction when the boy opens his mouth and actually makes a sound. âMaster Kaveh is here right now?â
âHe is. But canât promise a long conversation - there are still blueprints waiting for him back at home.
âAh, right⊠He is the great architect after all,â the woman hums, staring to the side as if in thought. âBetween the commissions he takes and this school he must be making good money. Not to mention so handsomeâŠâ
Oh⊠What a familiar tone, what a familiar look in those eyes. Suddenly that ounce of respect you felt for her disappears.
âMoney is irrelevant to him as long as he reaches his goal,â is your restrained response.Â
âAh, of course! Handsome, sweet, kind, good with kids and is not a snob. Sweety, you ought to charm him for me!â She pinches her sonâs cheek. âImagine Master Kaveh as your daddy!â
Oh Archons, again?
There is absolutely no doubt that the light of Kshahrewar is not only well-known and popular among kids, but is thirsted after by women. In a half of a year your school has been existing, there were numerous times when moms of little students made comments alike or some single females trying to schedule private sessions with the architect. What a sagacious decision it was to make group studying only, it saves you some drama, once the legal document is shown. Though there are exceptionally persistent examplesâŠ
But this time you pity the kid a little, because he genuinely seems to admire Kaveh. And his next words make you internally cheer for the little guy.
âMaster Kaveh as my dad? But mom, I have a dad already,â the boy pouts, rubbing at the pinched cheek. You notice a red mark and two little crescent moons that her nails left on a tender skin. âI love him and donât need another one.â
âSweety, you just donât understand how great it would be to have such a dad! Just trust my word-â
âAhem, Madame, I kindly ask you to deal with your family affairs once you are out of here. As for the school - I am open for discussion.â
The displeased way she glances at you doesnât go unnoticed, but you do not show it anyhow, calmly staring back at her, while your hand reaches up to your chest. As if finally remembering her initial reason for coming here with her son, the woman sighs and puts a palm on the boyâs shoulder.
âOf course, miss- Iâm sorry I forgot your nameâŠâ And her eyes flit to the name tag again.
Momentarily the woman squints from the light reflecting on the metal, and when she blinks the bright spots away, there is a beautiful golden ring on your hand. The hand that is holding the flipped tiny plate with just two words engraved in it.
"Kaveh's wife"
With widened eyes she stares back at your sweetly polite smile. Not saying a word as if letting the notion sink in, you walk to the wall. Grabbing the backs of two chairs you drag them to your table so they could sit, and take your rightful place in front of them.Â
âIf you are here for something aside from or instead of signing your son up for classes, I believe my name should be irrelevant to you. My status though,â you knock a nail twice on the badge, âmust. So⊠what are you here for, Madame?â
The boy climbs onto his chair right away, while his mother tarries a little, still shocked by the revealed fact and your suddenly changed demeanor. She needs a couple more seconds to compose herself, but eventually she too sits down.
Despite what happened earlier, your conversation proves to be fruitful and fifteen minutes later you are showing around the school, sharing some additional information and answering every single of the kidâs questions.Â
When in the last room you find your husband, closing Mehrak and looking ready to leave, the boy lets out a gasp. The sound attracts the manâs attention, and he turns to the three of you with a soft smile.
âOh, hello there, little guy!â The blond waves at him, breaking the blissful stupor of a child that immediately turns red and hides behind his mother. Surprised, Kaveh looks at you for explanation but, instead, takes notice of your nameâs replacement. Oh wow, this again. What was the last time you did that? Two weeks ago?
âAh, Master Kaveh!â The woman charmingly smiles, batting her lashes at him, which wouldâve made you cringe had it never happened before. âYou see, my son-â
âPardon me, Madame, give me a moment,â the male softly interrupts her and reaches for a similar metal plate on his chest with his own name to flip it. Itâs almost comical how sour the temptressâs face got in a second.
And there is what for. Now two words are proudly matching yours, engraved in an equally beautiful cursive to remind the world who the two of you become once stripped of your names.
Just his âY/nâs husbandâ to your âKavehâs wifeâ.
And like that one more kid takes part in your lovely school and one suitor less is after one of its founders.
With each passing day of your teamâs research in the desert you found it harder and harder to control yourself. Some days you were even on the verge of clawing and biting, tail and ears twitching in annoyance and pupils turning into wild slits, making your hybrid nature more obvious.
Was it because of the research? No, it couldnât be farther - your colleagues have been making so much progress, heeding your advice and following your lead. Was it the location perhaps? A little, but you learnt how to deal with heat and dryness. Was the process taking too much time? On the contrary, you are on your way home already, having finished the job 4 days earlier than you estimated in the beginning.
Then what on earth could possibly trigger you like this?
WellâŠ
âHey, forest foxy, want me to catch the Consecrated Flying Serpent for you?â
Ah yes, him.
Never again will you trust the higher ups at the Akademiya to sponsor your team with the bodyguards. Out of every possible candidate, your Herbad-titled colleague concluded that hiring five descendants of Valuka Shuna would be a marvelous idea.Â
âThey are the desert kind - theyâll be good guides.â âLook how much stronger they are, theyâll definitely protect all of you.â âThey are of the same kind as you, Y/n. Donât you think itâll be easier for you, as the leader, to have someone akin with you?â
No, it absolutely would not!
Desert fennec hybrids are different from the forest ones - and itâs not even the case of your green and their sandy brown fur or their more brutal physique against your more delicate one. Itâs their character and world perception. Youâll never call them barbarians, but they really developed more of the animal nature than your kind did.
And from day one it was a pain in the butt.Â
One of your five new bodyguards was clearly the leader - he was bigger and broodier, with more scars littering his body, and his whole stance was screaming of a higher position. When you were introduced for the first time, something lit up in his grayish eyes, which were looking you over appreciatively. You ignored that, more focused on the discussion of the upcoming expedition and making sure the five were aware of what was required of them.
Luckily they were, and, admittedly, they did fulfill their task meticulously, proving to be great help. If only one of them wasnât so diligent.
You lost count of how many times the leader tried to get into your personal space and you had to move away. Of the numerous invitations to hunt together. Of the endless displays of his strength and abilities. Of the many conversations you didnât even try to eavesdrop on (they talked pretty loudly) around the topic of when will your shell be cracked and youâd accept the maleâs courting attempts.
The answer was obvious, but he just never got it. Even when you called him for a serious conversation on the turning-into-an-issue matter.
âWith all respect I must ask you to stop with whatever youâve been doing to woo me. I have a husband.â
You still remember how he blinked at you dumbly, clear lack of understanding written on the sun-kissed face.
â...and?â
âThe heck do you mean âandâ?â
âWell, you donât have a mate?â
It was your turn to stare at him speechless, ear twitching and tail curling closer to your legs. It was getting worse than just ridiculous.
âIf we are speaking in such terms, then my husband is my mate. So, please-â
You nearly gasped when the male immediately leant closely, violating your personal space and practically stuffing his nose against your neck. Shocked by such lack of shame, you lost the ability to talk or move for a moment, gaping at him sniffing around and humming upon the discovery.
âYou donât wear anyoneâs smell on you.â
You were not proud of yourself at that moment, but you absolutely lost it. Sharpened claws dug into his chest and with an angry snarl you pushed him back.
âGet away from me!â
You mustâve been a sight - canines bared and fingers twitching, ready to attack; fur standing on both your ears and tail, signaling your distress and eyes slitted in pure rage while directed at the man in front of you. The worst part? The idiot seemed to like it even more.
âWhat me and my partner do must be of no concern to you. I told you ânoâ and I mean it.â
But bold of you was to assume heâd stop. Oh no, itâs gotten worse. Now he was actively calling you a âforest foxyâ, absolutely abandoning your name and even trying to scent you. It was suffocating - the desert aridity was lighter in comparison to the male hybridâs pheromones.Â
Never in all your academic practice have you wanted to return home so badly.
Fortunately, your colleagues quickly caught on to what was going on and always helped you to escape the unwanted interactions. Plus they were equally as mad as you were, because his individual scent irritated their human noses - and that was the main reason why you and Tighnari, both spending a lot of time around other people, did not practice it. Partly, you are sure, this whole situation was the reason for your earlier return - and you were grateful for their understanding.
However, your stubborn suitor did not dream of giving up. Killed desert animals were still offered to you, stories of his legendary battles with monsters were told for the hundredth time (even though no one was interested in listening at that point) and attempts to lure you with the musky smell once again made. Archons, and the green-furred fennec girls from your teens used to dream of that.
Maybe Lesser Lord Kusanali would be merciful and youâll meet your husband somewhere on your way?
âHerbad Y/n!â
âŠwow, that was quick. Not Tighnari, but incredibly welcome too.
âCollei!â For the first time in days there is a reason for your soft smile. Which the young girl mirrors, waving at you from not so far away. You notice a couple more of the Forest Rangers at her side, and that sight alone makes you finally exhale in relief. You are so close to being home.
âMaster is here too! Want me to get him?â
Oh, Dendro Archon, thank you.
âIâd really appreciate it, dear!â With a quick nod the green-haired apprentice disappears in the bushes, and you turn back to the scholars of your group. Itâs time to abuse your power a little. âWe are almost at the Devadaha Pool. Since all of you live in Sumeru City I hope youâll excuse me for staying behind. As for you five,â your gaze moves to the bodyguards and itâs so hard not to rejoice - soon theyâll be just a memory, âI ask you to accompany the rest of my team to the Akademiya. Then you can consider your job done and be free. Keep the payment for the last three days that didnât happen - think of it as a bonus for a good job.â
All but one eagerly nod and bid you farewell with wishes of getting home safely. And frankly speaking? You couldnât care less for that one when you spot familiar and oh so dear big pointy ears with an intricate golden earring adorning one of them.
âTighnari!â You didnât want to sound so desperate, you really didnât. But when those forest-like lovely eyes look in your direction, it becomes clear to you - the yearning has gotten unbearable.
âY/nâŠâ His smile is dazzling and the way his body immediately pushes to walk to you almost makes the memories of the last weeksâ events go away.
The key word - almost.
Someone grabs your elbow when you want to meet him halfway. Oh right, you already forgot about him.
âLet me go, you, imbecile!â And again you have to snarl and be rude, ripping your arm out of the strong hold and quickly darting into your husbandâs embrace. The natural smell of the leaves, the flowers, the sweet and bitter concoctions he makes in his home laboratory, comfort you and your whole body goes nearly limp in his hold. Itâs been weeks and you are tired of fighting with the brick wall - this time you want your lover to handle it for you.
âY/n, my lotus, are you alright?â Gentle fingers comb through your hair and scratch at the base of your ears - a whole ass adult, that you are, wants to tear up. But you can only shake your head a no. âHas this man been bothering you?â This time itâs a yes. âI got you, dear.â
âSo,â the browny green eyes sharpen upon staring at the cause of your current state, when it starts speaking, âyou are that âhusbandâ the foxy has been talking about? I thought youâd be stronger. Or at least taller. Now I see that I was right and you really canât be her mate.â
âOh but I am. Not that we have to prove anything to a stranger. Y/n,â he carefully pries your face from his shoulder, caressing your cheek with a beanie pad, âletâs go home. You must be so-so tired.â
âI am, ânari. I am exhaus-â
âThereâs no smell of you on her and vice versa,â the desert descendent of the Valuka Shuna seems to not be planning to stop. âHer neck is not marked. You let her wander by herself for weeks? And you keep calling her by the name. Her name should've stopped mattering once she became your mate!â
The hand around your waist tenses and you can feel the claws threatening to tear through the gloves he always wears. You donât need to look at the face of your lover to know how pissed he is. And if Tighnari decides to attack him and tear his tongue out? You will not stop him.
âI am going to say it once and only once. She is not just a mate, she is my wife, by the Sumeru law and by the blessing of the Dendro Archon. And this fact must matter to you more than the case of her name. So fuck off and leave my wife alone. And if you donât get it in a civil way - this woman is taken. And this territory is mine.â
With that, the Forest Watcher effortlessly lifts you in his arms and, holding you as if a precious bride, turns around to leave. You havenât looked back once.
âYou canât imagine how much I missed being called your wife,â you quietly confess, wrapping your arms around his neck. âEspecially after he didnât listen when I said that I am.â
Tighnari hums sympathetically, leaning close to rub his nose against yours.
âWill it be okay then if today I address you as my wife only? When we join the other rangers, I mean.âÂ
â...if you think I will be embarrassed - make it a whole week.â
With a soft chuckle your husband plants a kiss on your lips, sealing the deal and promising you tranquil days at last.
âAs you wish, wife.â
"...and so Rex Lapis takes the form of a dragon, a majestic creature he was born as - the one of whom the fair maiden would never be scared of. Lady Guizhong's robes flutter in the tender wind traveling among the mountain peaks and caressing the earthly scales of the God's enormous body. His eyes, shiny as gold, gaze at her with an unfamiliar softness as she holds a gentle flower - a delicate gift from her lover, the one that proves that under all that armor is a stone heart capable of love. Heart that is beating for her."
To loud applause the Iron Tongue Tian bows his head, drawing the legend of the gods in love to its end. You cannot bring yourself to clap even politely, both hands on your lap, hidden under the table, twitching when a man beside you lets his gloved palms meet each other a couple of times.
Itâs the second time you had to sit and endure the baloney from the very beginning to the very end, not to count all those times you overheard it in passing. From the moment you settled in the Liyue Harbor together with your husband, to live the rest of your incredibly long lives together among the humans, you've been painfully aware of their interpretation of Rex Lapis and his relationship with other immortal beings. Before that you rarely accompanied him during the walks, busy with helping Yakshas and other adepti protect the said humans to grant them a peaceful life - as immortal guardians grew fewer, every single one counted.
Never have you ever imagined that knowing so little of the citizensâ folklore would backfire so hard. It seems that people got somewhat bored listening to the stories of Liyue and Rex Lapis, no matter how many interpretations existed. Literature became more diverse in genres and romantic novels were on top of the list, so street narrators started losing their audience little by little. Before it could grow into something more drastic the new side of history was presented to the public - stories about love among immortals appeared and its freshness and uniqueness caught peopleâs attention immediately.
In their searches for new material, speakers dug through hundreds of volumes. The main interest was the Lord of Geo, of course. If you have a story of a presumably stone-hearted creature ever having fallen in love with someone - thatâs pure gold! But who could you present as a love interest of the Archon? It must be someone very close to him and, obviously, no one is more well-known for that than the deceased Archon of Dust.
You sigh, reaching for your cup and declining Madam Pingâs offer to pour you some more tea - for an unclear reason the fellow adeptus joined you two tonight. You have thousands of years of life behind your existence, a soul hardened by constant battles, and mannerism as polished as a jade statue, yet for a moment you feel concerned that the woman would notice a pang of hurt in the smallest of your features.
Zhongli definitely noticed the first time. It was meant to be a date night - simple, but sweet, with the evening lights, delightful aroma of the finest tea and the tales pouring from skilled tongues reflecting the atmosphere of what your nation really is. However, the luck of the land of trades wasnât on your side, as someone requested the âGuili legendâ as they called it. At first you were confused. Then in disbelief, almost turning to look at your mate, with whom you were bonded long before he became allies with the ash-haired woman. In the end you felt something you thought was beyond you - bitterness.
When you left the restaurant, slowly walking back to your house, Zhongliâs fingers gently touched your elbow, asking for your attention.
âDoes it bother you that much, my love?â
Bother you? Well⊠It does feel insulting when someone speaks of your husband having been in love with someone else, but mortals canât possibly know the truth for many reasons.
âI canât say it doesnât,â you admitted calmly, stopping and turning fully to him. He did the same, gazing at you with a hint of worry in those golden eyes you loved so much. The ones, you knew, always looked only at you. âBut it canât be helped, right? There was a reason and mutual agreement why you, as Rex Lapis, made our union unknown to your people, and now, since you are âdeadâ? There is no one to tell our story. Donât worry though,â you put a hand on top of his and smiled, when his other one was laid on top of yours in a gesture of comfort. âI can deal with it. I know you love going to the storytellerâs performances. Iâll just try to ignore what they say about you and Lady Guizhong.â
Sometimes Zhongli thinks he does not deserve you. Ever so patient and understanding, you always had your husband's best interest at heart. Marriage, however, in its basis is a form of a contract, and a good contract is all about both sides being equal in everything. And if you must know one thing about Rex Lapis - he never makes bad contracts.
When the audience calms down, the man decides to make his presence and intentions clear by raising a hand. From the corner of his eye he notices you slightly turning your head to glance at him, and he catches a glimpse of puzzlement in your gaze. He can't help but think how adorable you are, even if you deny it again and again, claiming that nothing can be adorable about a several millennia-old warrior. Maybe not, but his wife definitely is, and he thinks with a primordial pride igniting in his chest, that mating with you was the best decision his past self had ever made.
Reaching under the table he rests his free hand on top of yours, gently squeezing it in reassurance, offering you the warmth of himself, seeping through his glove. Just as your shoulders relax to his delight, the raised hand adorned with rings is finally noticed.
"Ah, Mr Zhongli! Such an honor to see a regular, especially someone as wise as yourself!" Iron Tongue Tian beams with a wide smile, closing his fan and focusing his full attention on the history connoisseur. "I doubt you have questions, given your vast knowledge, and I can't wait to hear what else you can add to this already heart-felt story."
You force your lips not to twitch, hiding behind the tea cup again. Suddenly it tastes bitter. But another squeeze your husband gives your hand doesn't let you dwell on it too much.
"You are correct, I do have some knowledge to offer. However, it might disappoint you, as it will completely destroy the story of the Geo Archon and the Archon of Dust."
The whispers ran through the crowd like a powerful wave, and you can see confusion written over every single face. But also, there is intrigue.
"I took it upon myself,â Zhongli however continues, âto invite Madame Ping to back up my story, as she was the witness to it," the elder woman - a well-known Adeptus that doesn't hide her existence among mortals - nods with a soft smile.
"I read this in legends a long time ago, but remembered only when the 'Guili legend' became popular. Rex Lapis indeed had a lover, however it was not Lady Guizhong," the gasps are almost deafening. Just as your quickened heartbeat.
And for the next hour the man by your side and the elderly-looking woman that joined you tonight proceed to tell the story of the adeptus, who was the first and only to ever bring the Geo Archon to his knees, to be worshiped like a goddess by his eyes, by his words, by his very heart. Of a warrior, whose fierce eyes and valiant nature made a dragon in Rex Lapis roar in delight. Of the woman, who entranced him with her beauty, caring soul and motherly attention directed to other adepti - Madame Ping adds with a laugh of how the two created a parent-like dynamic even before they became official (at that you find it so hard not to turn bashful).
They tell the legend of the silk flowers - the ones you might see everywhere in the vast lands of Liyue. How the Geo Archon personally asked the Dendro Archon for guidance to cultivate the tenderest of flowers, how he taught his people to make the delicate fabric out of it, but even then it couldnât compare to the skin of his immortal mate.
They tell stories of how annoyed she was when the god turned into a dragon to fall asleep somewhere in the depths of the earth for years without telling her prior, and how he returned with the purest stones and metals and with his own hands forged the pair of matrimonial rings (yes, the ones wrapped around your fingers to this day).
Madame Ping fondly speaks of all those thousands of years of protection the said adeptus spent to make sure that her godly spouseâs people were safe and maybe just a tiny sliver of pride rushes through your heart at the public acknowledgement.
âBut she wished not to be known,â the woman sighs and you know she glances at you reproachfully. Well-deserved, given the circumstances you are in right now. âThus itâs not much of a surprise people made a mistake like that. Besides, you wonât find much information in written sources about her either way.â
 âBut she must have a name at least!â Someone from the fairly grown crowd exclaims.
âThat she does,â Zhongli nods, lacing his fingers with yours under the table, lips tugging in a calm smile, when you squeeze his hand in return. âThough I am afraid it would be pointless to try and find out now - we wouldnât want to disturb her mourning the departure of her husband, would we? After all, they mustâve loved each other so much.â
âBut how can you be so sure?â
âBecause,â golden eyes are on you, catching yours, pulling you in, whispering for your soul and heart to get lost in them, âI can understand how this love was born and got to bloom. My wife showed me that.â
A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.